jeskuh's bs

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

OH. MY. GOD. I WASN’T READY FOR THIIIIIS.

ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet

mate those Australians introduced you to the grand Australian tradition of fucking with foreigners and making them believe anything about Australia

@malcolm-faede

This is what Australia is known for, though. Weird slang, and confusing foreigners.

@dragons-are-amazing

its very true, and in my experience the automatic go-to for fucking with non-Australians is trying to warn them about dropbears. 

imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together

Oh yeah then they might have had to name me something silly sounding like “Alasan”– WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

My name would be Randy. And honestly, I think my parents missed a perfect opportunity here. 

I could have been Lesbert or Robley I think I’m good. Even if my mom did ironically name me something that means pure/innocent. Probably why she never called me by my given name a day in my life.

fUCKING TARZANNE

THEORINE FUCK ING

Tholiss? Coras?

I’d be…Town…Or Dany?  hrm.

Elandre. YA FUCKED UP FOLKS. YA FUCKED UP.

Memes.

Fraylon what or Cedrick

Shatt. My name would have been Shatt. Or Merry, but knowing my parents… it woulda been Shatt.

Rena or Dick. So…..

I'd be Marilyn or Cark. HA. Cark.