Put what we had aside I’m standing at her side.
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Put what we had aside I’m standing at her side.
Hamilton + Everything 4/?

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it’s fine. i’m okay. i’m doing amazing.
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
Martin Freeman, Jude Law and other cast members at the premiere of Breaking and Entering at the BFI London Film Festival 2006
I have some pretty exciting news!

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Michael: You burn down the storage unit? T-Bone: Oh, most definitely.
Top Banana - 1x02
Harry Truman was a guy, America, Red China, all the countries, other people, everyone is fun! Joe Mantegna, Ian McKellan, I have to buy a new toaster, this is awesome, you’re so stupid, jumping up and down! Freddy Krueger bought some pants, Oprah has a turtle farm, Peter Piper, peepy poopy daddy ate a squirrel!
Dr. William Martin Joel, OBE
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wait for it ( for @barneswilson )
OH. MY. GOD. I WASN’T READY FOR THIIIIIS.
I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:
At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.
ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet
mate those Australians introduced you to the grand Australian tradition of fucking with foreigners and making them believe anything about Australia
this is seriously a thing australians do, like, automatically. someone will say something that is complete bullshit in front of a foreigner and everyone will instantly jump on board and confirm it. like it’s some kind of built-in reflex.
my step-dad actually convinced my mom that there were no trains in australia. and he didn’t end this conversation with a ‘just kidding’ or anything like that. he just let her think that for years until we moved here and she saw a train and was like DAMN IT KEVIN!!!!!
@malcolm-faede
This is what Australia is known for, though. Weird slang, and confusing foreigners.
@dragons-are-amazing
its very true, and in my experience the automatic go-to for fucking with non-Australians is trying to warn them about dropbears.
The modern adventures of Han and Ben Kylo feat. Leia (Manip AU)
It’s Leia’s birthday and Kylo sends his favourite parent a video message. He goes to some effort.
The rest of the series is here
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imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together
Oh yeah then they might have had to name me something silly sounding like “Alasan”– WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
My name would be Randy. And honestly, I think my parents missed a perfect opportunity here.
I could have been Lesbert or Robley I think I’m good. Even if my mom did ironically name me something that means pure/innocent. Probably why she never called me by my given name a day in my life.
fUCKING TARZANNE
THEORINE FUCK ING
Tholiss? Coras?
I’d be…Town…Or Dany? hrm.
Elandre. YA FUCKED UP FOLKS. YA FUCKED UP.
Memes.
Fraylon what or Cedrick
Shatt. My name would have been Shatt. Or Merry, but knowing my parents… it woulda been Shatt.
Rena or Dick. So…..
I'd be Marilyn or Cark. HA. Cark.
I miss Stefon.