Arrested Westeros

Marta: So you’re saying there’s no one that you’re even interested in? Michael: There was somebody for a little while, but it was too much of a brother. Bother.

Marta Complex - 1x12

Lucille: He’s had business classes. Buster: W-W-Wait. 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?  

J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

Narrator: Hey, that’s the name of the show.

Forget Me Now - 3x03

Michael: You’re building houses in Iraq? Do you know how they punish treason? George: First time. Michael: I’ve never heard of a second. George: I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22

Michael: Let’s burn this son of a bitch. It’s going to be our best summer ever, buddy.

“I’ve made a huge mistake.”

G.O.B.: Great speech last night. Michael: Really? What did it inspire you to do, kill somebody? G.O.B.: Getting there.

Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing? George Michael: Breakfast. Michael: Family. George Michael: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.  

GOB: But where did the lighter fluid come from? 

Burning Love - 2x09

Michael: You’re going to get some hop-ons.

Key Decisions - 1x04

GOB: Sweet blade. Shopkeeper: It’s the Sword of Destiny. It’s full of ancient magic. GOB: Oh, yeah? You into magic?

Sword of Destiny - 2x15

Ann Veal: You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

Buster: Hey, Father-Uncle Dad

Prison Break-In - 3x07

Michael: Are you serious? Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

Uncle Jack: Swoop me, Dragon!

Ready, Aim, Marry Me, 2x10 And a bonus, thank you Nathan Bearofoats: