#kingsmen

Was rewatching the kingsman movies while going through my closet and au where Shane goes to Wimbledon and meets the Swedish princess and it’s the same princess she’s flirting with Shane and offers anal but Shane misunderstood and is like yeah sure you can peg me so that’s how Shane gets in to a trashy magazine twice like princess of Sweden and the prince of the ice going hot and heavy and then not too long later hockeys golden boy ditches royalty for Hollywood sweetheart rose Landry and Ilya is truly in hell

How the fuck did the kingsmen movies get made? Every poc in it is a villian, not even tje white latino is spared. And now o find out the villians of the prequel is a scottish man who tries to start ww1 whose motivation is revenge against the british for colonizing scotland. Helped by lenin and mata hari oh and lenin is friendsw. Like fuck these fucking films so fucking much.

me when im at church and the sermon starts to sound a little too much like the Free Bird solo

hetalia England in kingsmen is this anything

do you think when kayne put his fingers in arthurs brain he saw all the gay ass thoughts he's been having about every other character in the podcast