hoo.

@salamandridae

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

allrecipes.com

I still think about this joke like once a week at least

chappell was right it's like 199 degrees

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

every crew has the one homie who always gets whipped cream on the tip of his nose when you go out for milkshakes!

ive seen ppl using /gen, but what abt /nom, /voc, /acc, /dat and /abl?

Nintendogs Golden Retriever + Ants

@fasach

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

bleeding