It's time to mobilize. Time to open eyes

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

Orphan Black is so delightful because it’s a dark gory sci-fi horror but almost every episode between the killing and maiming and human experimentation they’re just like “Alison has been kidnapped by violent religious extremists…but the school bake sale is TONIGHT!” and they proceed to have wonderful clone swapping antics

i think it’s really essential as an adult to stay silly and goofy and weird

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

What the fuck who drinks that

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

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Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours