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This is so pure of wisdom
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wyverngirls are the weird little beasties of dragongirls and the wandering rōnin of koboldgirls
This is so pure of wisdom

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And it's fucking amazing
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the way many people who aren't transfem talk about harry potter i'm gonna be honest i expected the books to suck you off and put three thousand dollars in your bank account or something
it’s a movie made in 2034. the main character looks at the camera and goes “i was assigned male at birth. i’m a trans woman. being a man makes me incredibly dysphoric. i take estrogen”
there will still be nineteen thousand people on tumblr posting about how transmasc she is and saying it’s just a headcanon when people call them on it though
Fucking hell these new hounds will be like 2 years younger than me and be calling ME
"old gen" and "museum bait"
Like im sorry I'm not a freshy right out of re-education fitted with the latest augmented neural link. Fucking hounds telling ME how to track a target. Spoiled brats that never had to learn because their cushy handler equipped their mech with an auto targeting system.
Like bitch some of us had to learn to track an enemy's movements with our damn eyes.

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It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.
it would need two hands to play, thought, limiting its efficacy
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The mental image of trying to dump the overheating auxillary core and accidentally deploying the Mech’s penis in the process.
Or setting off an Itani Circus of mini-missiles in the midst of foreplay.
And the dispassionate female voice narrating every command.
“Balls deployed”
“Erection initiated.”
“Penis ejected”
@kitsunestudios Mechsploitation is an offshoot of combat doll fiction influenced by... well, to be honest, mostly Armored Core 6. It's about the (often erotic) mistreatment and exploitation of pilots by "handlers" that are part commanding officer, part animal trainer. It is significantly less likely to include any sort of quasi-fluffy "they're weapons, not people, but that's a good thing and the place they can be themselves, and not being a person is not the same as not having value" themes than combat doll fiction itself. It does not, in fact, involve the giant robots actually having sex with each other.
Handler and hound dynamic on a budget: Just push your girl around in a shopping cart while she is high.
Maybe give her a paintball gun
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why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
Capitalism is disgusting.
Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj
What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.
Trans Ralsei posting will continue until morale improves

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i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldn’t work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work
has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those it’ll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? don’t you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?
introducing: beurre monté
you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil
turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)
you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan
done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.
if you’re butter splits, i’m sorry. you didn’t agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.
you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.
you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until it’s reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut
your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre monté first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; you’ll cum
go forth now with this butter secret
five notes?? this is why i don’t tell you all anything
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Inspired by WARHOUND :3
Becoming a better hound just to impress the other hound who calls me a good girl. Who needs a handler specifically when you have your teammate to impress? Just aim to be on the same level as your packmates and impress them. 
I've been a prince for a while, but I haven't been a princess yet....

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"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"
did she learn nothing from jfk
i’ve waited years to post this gif and nows the opportunity because it’s so fucking funny and i forgot where it came from