jordyn

the "gifted kid" to "likes being called stupid in a sexual way" pipeline

Girl ive been thinking about how to describe my likes and bisexuality for a while and i think i feel very similar to you! Thanks for appearing in my time of need

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

Tumblr culture is everybody reblogging those posts about wanting asks from each other and nobody sending each other asks

Do you want to get really high together except I don’t smoke and you do it til you’re nonverbal, and I’m just fingering your mouth for the rest of the night? Let me know ok

I need to find a girl who will do this to me. Though getting me so high that I’m nonverbal is something that I think is behind any of the weed that I’ve taken. I become MORE of a yapper on weed.

"you just want attention." yeah, i do. so are you gonna give it to me or not?

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

Sometimes sensitive little angels just need to get aggressively railed, you know?

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now