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Father just asked me, in response to me picking up our dog; “do you think, if aliens made humans their pets, do you think we’d enjoy being picked up by them” and I had to pretend like I haven’t been on the internet as much as I have
All roads unfortunately lead back to tumblr.
bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

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I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it
Hey man. Lets watch nosferatu together. Can you hold my hand if I get scared?
cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
My brother in law recently became a veterinarian and it has really driven the point home as to how fucking bonkers veterinary medicine is. We don't expect human physicians to really know much outside of their own specialty - a dentist, an otolaryngologist, and a maxillofacial surgeon are three totally different dudes. Meanwhile a veterinarian at a wildlife rehab center is doing orthopedic surgery on a hawk and then doing rounds on baby hedgehogs in the hedgehog NICU and administering antibiotics to a ratsnake. And he also knows how to perform surgical interventions on a cow! What the fuck! Those are all totally, wildly different kinds of animal!!
Shout out to veterinarians, they know Too Much.
I always think about that one post that was like "how come the surviving doctors in zombie apocalypse stories are always veterinarians" and the reply "because veterinarians make 'not getting bitten by their patients' a core skill"

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Have you ever heard of green lacewings? I've seen some at work because they're pest control and they're so freaking cute.
YES!!!!! I love green lacewings. Their nymphs are some of the coolest bugs out there, I think! They cover themselves in lichen as camouflage!!
Here’s some pics for anyone who hasn’t seen them, or wants to see them again :D
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Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!
Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.
AND LIKE THAT, I HAVE ALL THE MAIN HERO TEAMS REDESIGN or at least on the right direction.
The Cherished are the rival hero team to the Beloveds, led by Delight (an ex member of the Beloveds). There is high tension anytime they are on the same scene as the Beloveds and the press and fans eat up every juicy bit of drama.
It's heavily debated which team is the better one, though it's easy to say Cherished are a lot more clean about their jobs.
Cherished are kinda like the popular girls in high school but instead of a school, it's a city while the Beloveds are the lowkey the weird kids.

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