the serene queen

basically i like to pick my interests based on what will be most embarrassing for me at any given time

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

I wasn't ignoring your message I was being elusive and shy like a forest elf

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

Call Me Maybe is so deep actually. If ‘before you came into my life I missed you so bad’ was sufjan Stevens, tumblrinas would have gotten it tattooed on their ribs in typewriter font.

fun wedding game: you make all the wedding guests vote for which member of the couple they’d stay friends with after the divorce

step 1: mitosis

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy