Now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good.

god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

Oh.

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

I use this and it’s fucken great. No bullshit. Really works. Sometimes the world is kind.

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

france has the most flattering xenophobic national stereotypes. so ur telling me there's a country of effete men and hairy women who are all bisexual cigeratte smoking artists riding their bicycles (with a stick of bread and bottle of fine wine poking out the basket) to go have sex with their mistress. and that they don't like fighting wars so much but are big on being rude. are you aware you are describing a paradise