rip jcf

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

daniel craig plays with masculinity in a way i only see queer people do. this isnt me calling him queer, this is me congratulating him for his efforts. his queerness or lack thereof of is none of my business. if he isnt queer he should be proud of himself for putting in the work of exploring masculinity in a way that makes most cishet men scared.

all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

hate when you get really hype about a tennis point in a tennis match and then they make you look at benedict cumberbatch also getting excited or whatever. me and benedict are nothing alike

having to refer to jannik as "sinner" in front of my dad so he doesnt find out i think of him as a friend i worry about

(opening my ribcage) and this is where i keep my hot stab of shame