my, sounds like a love story

the concept of fully waxed and Prepared carlos alcaraz at the back of casita getting a "ciao" text from jannik sinner at mondo's wedding

drunk sincaraz… the loser4loser would be generational…….

Binaghi I will need a statement on party culture on my desk tomorrow morning 9am STAT in light of Janniksin's extracurricular activities thank you

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

i think that after they get married and have a joint bank account ilya starts sending shane requests for insane sums of money. like shane will get a cash app notification of ilya asking for 1,000 dollars and the message will just say something like "bigmac ❤️🍔😄" and shane will reply with "that's literally OUR money" but then sends him maybe 10 bucks so ilya can live out his sugar baby dreams

i have breakfast then lunch then sexual lunch and then dinner

people who say they don't understand sports annoy me because it's just a competency kink. like its cool to see people be good at things. like out of everyone in the world this one random guy was blessed or cursed with insane powers and he can for some reason beat literally everyone else at everything. that's like stuff out of myths. and he happens to look like a gas station attendant. or when a young person is so fucking good at their sport that they draw followers who travel to see them and then people spread the word about the person and this person revolutionizes their sport and this person is like a 20 year old woman from des moines.