boy with apple

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

i've been a bad bad mutual

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

every single blonde man is innately capable of evil on an immeasurable scale btw

not all of them act on it. But most do

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post

I cant wait to marry one of my mutuals im just not sure who its going to be yet...nervous

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