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‘my child is fine’ your child’s favourite musical is hadestown

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atesan

While you may have eternal life, your friends, your loved ones, they do not. Every moment shared with them may be the very last. You never know how long you have with someone until they’re gone.

TILDA SWINTON as DEATH in GUILLERMO DEL TORO’S PINOCCHIO (2022), dir Guillermo del Toro and Mark Gustafson

dieschwartzman

crying at the train station because one of my coaches has yelled at me every week for 2.5 years

dieschwartzman

a few of my teammates said i should report him but i don’t really want to escalate it…

dieschwartzman

he’s not coaching next season YIPPEE

#a couple of my teammates got on really well with him but goodbye i absolutely did not 👋

orpheuslament

cause heres the thing to know how it ends & still begin to sing it again as if it might turn out this time

scuderia-hamilton

JANNIK SINNER Wimbledon 2026 - You're On Your Own, Kid by Taylor Swift

#op this is amazing!!!#tennis x yoyok edits always get me #tennis

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laterkiss

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

laterkiss

don't even remember posting this

capinejghafa

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (2010) dir. CHRIS SANDERS & DEAN DEBLOIS

neverendingchaos

winning ur 100th gs match with a wimbledon title is so chic

#and he got no1 on win no.50 🤧#sorry for bailing on him for like 2 hours to protect my mental health i guess #tennis

okay this match has been upsetting me for like 20 mins so i’m going to catch up with muchova vs noskova!

#big family gathering yesterday and a few of us were being sneaky about checking the score #explaining the zverev cases to my mum and putting his diabetes in that context really triggered me i think AND the whole atmosphere is vile #so i walked out the room and then heard her explain it to my dad #tennis

janniksreturn

#maybe he was onto something here #this is making me really shaky and i just had to tell my diabetic mum that zverev is not a fucking role model #tennis

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lateloversnights

zendaya – on campaign, april 2026.

chuckletons

oddly delightful homers

watched a rugby AND football match last night with people who were constantly talking 😭

#after spending a whole afternoon with relatives my dad’s friend said we could come over to watch the england game #apparently this actually meant ‘we will discuss our life stories loudly while the tv is on’#eventually during the england game i started talking about stuff that was actually relevant to the football so that kept everyone in check #because my sister only watches england matches to fit in and says stuff like ‘i would be a terrible wag’#my dad’s friend kept calling bellingham arrogant and i really wanted to say ‘bet you wouldn’t say that about a white player’#anyways everyone complimented me on my information retention and ignored the fact that i was overwhelmed #i need to catch up on yesterday’s tennis

when i was younger i used to think roz from frasier was the coolest woman ever

#and i was right

ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

translatingpoststogerman

himmelblauerhimmel

ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich erträglich finden

Notes:

In German, when someone is being shot, you have to specify whether they were merely wounded ("angeschossen") or shot to death ("erschossen").

anonymousalchemistz

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

translatingpoststogerman

I assumed that's what op intended

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