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my brain, stomping it’s feet: i wanna use one inconsequential negative experience to spiral into an echo-chamber of self hatred!!!

me, stirring my tea with my little plastic knife: no, we don’t do that anymore

#i forgot i posted this #when did it get 80k notes???

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thefriendlypigeon

❤️💙💛GRACEFUL💛💙❤️

⭐[my social media links]

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goobersplat

Barbie 1992 Tag Along Wags Puppy Dog

the-red-ring-of-death

how i saw this thing for a solid 10 seconds

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elodieunderglass

i don't WANT to drink water I WANT a bard to draft a eulogy for me to criticise!!!!!!!

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I appreciate that people also liked this one

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theragamuffininitiative

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

paperruins

you need to make more self-indulgent art btw. hyper-specific self-indulgent niche shit that appeals to You Specifically and maybe nobody else will get it or even like it but that's the point.

Bunny’s dream ♡

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

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parkchanwoohoo

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

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The thing about Project Hail Mary that I think has made it linger, at the very least, in my consciousness, is that while it has a happy ending, it's fundamentally a tragedy

Grace ends up in a place he likes at the end of the story, he's happy, he's safe, he loves the people around him, and it's an obviously better ending than he initially expected to get when he woke up on the Hail Mary, but that doesn't erase everything he lost

It doesn't change that he had a life stolen from him, that he was, in a very real way, murdered when Stratt put him on the Hail Mary

I cannot remember who said it, but they were on the money when they said Ryland died on earth and Grace was born on the Hail Mary

And there's something about a well written tragedy that just holds me captive in a way very few things can

pyrrhiccomedy

I pulled my sister in law for the family holiday gift swap this year and I'm vibrating with excitement. I've been wanting to get her for years. she's the most basic woman I've ever met and I mean that with admiration that borders on fear. Her house is full of inspirational quotes in cursive. Her bathroom has a "Lashes Long Coffee Strong" poster and she doesn't even drink coffee. Her makeup is Did. Her hair is Did. She is fashionably tipsy at every occasion. She sells bougie wine for a living and brings a hair curler with her on vacation. She is the maximalist luxury target consumer for literally everything. I am obsessed with her the way a gay man is obsessed with Liza Minelli. I would buy her a pink rhinestone car with lashes on the headlights if it wasn't a bit outside the secret santa spending limit.

Ideas I've had so far:

A gold plated wine opener with her name engraved on it

some kind of classy-but-cunty Christmas decor. Something chi-chi and sparkly that's giving "oh, it's Christmas, bitch"

one of those instax mini cameras in a color like "blossom pink" because you know this diva scrapbooks

those little bone china Tiffany's cups that are made to look like cheap disposable paper cups but they're Tiffany blue and they say "Tiffany's" on them (because you know this diva is obsessed with Tiffany's)

a Swarovski birthstone bracelet because you know this diva actually gives a shit about her birthstone

I hope none of this comes off as sarcastic because if my kidneys were gold and made by Louis Vuitton I'd give her one of those. This woman is delightful and friendly and warm and organizes the family photo with an air of command fit for a British naval commodore. She is more self-actualized than me, she is happier than me, her chi is clean, and she still talks about her quinceañera. Her wedding was "Tuscan-themed." How do I please this perfect angel. What should be my tribute

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deathstars

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

deathstars

Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you

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lochnessieart

It is Richeh time! She’s my favorite!! I think the budgie suits her perfectly

Also thank you to everyone who saw me at Momocon! I sold out of like 90% of my witch hat stuff which was CRAZY

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vixvigil

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

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Vigilance, 1835 Henry Wyatt

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