Finger Guns Into The Void

Lil Thiccie is absolutely DRAPPED over that dilf. She was never a factor in his equation 😩

This is framed like a parks and rec gag

mummies alive reboot

me and the gang on discord taking turns to infodump

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

Lmao, what is he saying??

I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is

18 genders in pokemon. Some are weak to others

builds my 6 person friend group with several different genders to minimize weaknesses

Yes

Addams Parenting tip #456: Encourage your child’s special interests, and for friends and relatives to engage with them too.