Filmmaking brings me joy and suffering

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

Might fuck around and take a nap

My nap revealed the truth. I must start a holy war that spreads across the universe like unquenchable fire

Yharnam behavior

What does a soldier do when there's no more war to fight?

When you set out for revenge, dig two graves.

This is the whole plot of Megamind

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

Oh hey, it is that. Isn’t it.

Guy who fakes his death every time he gets mildly embarrassed about something he did

Fuck this dog, it looks so fucking stupid I hate him

entering my florence + the machine era

elven milf at gamestop told me she's got active enchantments older than me and it was supposed to be a dismissive insult but I got so hard I couldn't walk straight