Ciel Rouge

chihiro’s swordplay being animated is sooooo goddamn funny like i knew he fucking sucked but i didn’t expect it to be that bad. why on EARTH did shiba not try to find a tutor for that shit

And im never not thinking about "im the worlds best and hes just a ghost obsessed with being the worlds best" -> "god doesnt visit me anymore. I quit soccer when i realised that" -> "in this project i am god" -> the entire god of football chapter "this egoist you birthed is going to fulfill your dream" -> isagi's bday being right inbetween ego and noa's, connecting them -> "to defeat noel noa, your soccer isnt enough for me anymore" -> isagi's demon king rebirth. And speaking of the nel arc ending with demon king isagi, isnt it fun how the arc starts with isagi leading to yukki giving up on his belief that god chose him as his protagonist, that would make his suffering purposeful, then yukki almost fades out of existance in the story and is saved by isagi throwing him a lifeline in the form of a chance at being a striker again... and then the seemingly faustian bargain isagi strikes with kaiser that leads to kaiser's fall and isagi devouring him, flipping around the expectation of who was actually selling his soul to whom... and the parallel of nagi later selling HIS soul to buratsuta for a chance to return to blue lock, and that is to say, come back to life in the narrative! This post got out of hand but everything is entwined here

i need to put ego jinpachi and ted lasso in a room and see what happens.

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

well it's one of two reasons anyway

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

You know, as much as I'm a fan of horror and time loops, the absolute funniest interpretation I've seen of Dracula Daily is the one that goes that Jonathan Harker is fine and healthy and happy, he's just telling this story to his grandkids. Again. Because they love hearing the Vampire Story.