The Jay

I love feeling all sore from exercising. #pervert

random amazing tgirl saw me on grindr and reached out, we had a lovely chat and she encouraged me to exchange pics. I did and i still hated them tbh but i was a brave girl and shared them anyways. She responded positively and we've been having such a lovely chat. Transness really is incredible and probably saving my life

i've broken in the leather boots i bought two years ago. they perfectly hug the contours of my very odd feet. it's a strangely intimate feeling. i forced myself into you and not only did you conform to my presence but you're better shoes for it. for me at least. and that's all you need. it leads me to reflect- who am i a good pair of shoes for? how many people can trust me to carry them? i envy the simple, plain purpose of a good boot. at least the shoe knows what size it is.

Boob tattoo that says “intended for oral use only”

@official-boob-posts

need to set up a gofundme specifically for me to get stupid tattoos

for Sir Cameron 2, I was thinking, what do romances do to reintroduce tension after you've already gotten the couple together?? you bring in romantic rivals! so the mad sorcerer gets a busty elf princess who is also a werewolf, and sir cameron gets a spaceship.

the recipe to a happy life is when your wife’s dick and heart are the same humongous size <3

the sad thing with chemical depression is that you can register intellectually that the world is beautiful, exciting, full of wonder and delight and mystery. but you want nothing of it. you want a dark box to shut yourself inside.

am i actually this lonely or do i just need some dick: the eternal question