Kirsten Dunst fan page

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

i want to *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* break free

this is how i want everyone’s summer to feel like

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

it’s impossible to tell if the Saw franchise is good or bad