The Jarsonist

this isn’t condescending or flirtatious I’m genuinely annoyed at you

I cannot express the overwhelming joy I feel at the thought that my demented 2000s webcomic ass art style finally has a fanbase

I think it’s funny we’ve all decided that’s his catchphrase Also Double fanart WOAH

I too long for Pumpkin Spice season

A reaction image for something out there that has yet to be reacted to

Quick fanart today in celebration of TGWDLM:R and the revival of THIS amazing character

I hardly know her

Closeup on the face cause I think it’s funny

It’s probably the overcoat. And the scarf. And the suit. And the hair.

This is also my official request to change this ship name to Speedy Trial because COME ON GUYS IT WAS RIGHT THERE

I couldn’t watch the ceremony this year but I assume it played out something like this

This is a follow-up to my vain attempts to save myself from the crippling curse of art block by fawning over an otherworldly, duckish spectre and furthering its hold over the poor, superstitious artists unfortunate enough to be swept up in its dastardly ultimatum meant to farm engagement, a pursuit which ended only in heartbreak and a stain on my blog which will evermore serve to bring a cruel reminder of my folly, dealing with an entity above human force and morality. I am ashamed and infuriated, and so much so that I willed myself to draw this through my dearth of ideas as a desperate warning to those unfortunate enough to come toe-to-toe with the Duck of Creativity.

I, a coffee drinker, wholeheartedly approve this message.