Fuck if I know

it’s just me and my hairy transgender legs against the world

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit

i hope all women get scarier and meaner

[unblues a character's eyes]

white kids get to have quirky racist phases black kids dont get to be kids

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

ok computer show me men in pain

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.