Fuck if I know

it’s just me and my hairy transgender legs against the world

1 am lets all look at the geologic time spiral together

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

Tbh I'm not sure collapsing down your ribcage is normal for SecUnits. I think Murderbot used its freedom to become the SecUnit version of hypermobile. Three spends too much time with Murderbot to register this as weird I think but one day MB is gonna take a finger off to inch it under a door to open a lock in front of a different rogue and it's gonna be like "what the fuck is wrong with you."

Love the moment in System Collapse when Ratthi makes a joke about round hatches being scarier than square ones, SecUnit decides to fact check this by searching its entire media library for scary things coming out of doors and doing statistical analysis on the shape of the doors and discovers he's right, and ART goes "You wasted processing space on that?" And then ART gets sucked into participating in the inane conversation within seconds.

we'll probably never know but I'm so so curious what the actual job description of a ComfortUnit is. What are their training modules like? Do they get their memories erased between clients too? Who can even afford one and what purpose do they actually serve vs what they get pitched as, like how SecUnits rarely do the regular security work they're designed for and want to do? I want a spinoff novel of like, a ComfortUnit butler that likes to solve crime mysteries for fun as an inversion of everything murderbot is. And it's bad at it.

Underrated element in tmbd fics is when SecUnits have very strict opinions on safety protocols completely unrelated to violent danger. Mb does this to some extent but we all need to do it more. I need SecUnits to be annoyed by decor that poses unnecessary tripping hazards. Every time I read something where the SecUnits are offended that there's not enough smoke alarms in this building I can't help but kick my feet