but it got me thinking. I should rank star kid songs correctly and post it on the internets. But alas, I’m too lazy to put the effort in. So instead, here are

✨MY UNCONVENTIONAL STARKID HEAR ME OUTS✨

Dylan saunder’s growl in bah humbug (vhs Christmas carol) like IT SCRATCHES MY BRAIN AAAA-

the moment in Avpm when joe walker steps out of the cauldron and you can hear his tap shoes and the whole audience loses it

the star kid homecoming moment where Darren goes “prIiIiIivet drIivEe” like augh

“hE fUcKeD a TiGeR”

kim Whalen I know your married to curt mega but PLEASE MARRY ME INSTEAD

kick it up a notch but specifically the end where Dylan is still singing and Joey is going “I’m gonna be a starship rangEEEEEEEEEEEr”

dylan Saunders

kims high notes in virginity rocks

“But am I the one to take you home? DEFINITLEY NOT”

”and I would live amongst the mice as their king- nay… their pRiNcE✨

”on the couwld couwld streets of the citay”

“I USED TO DREAM ABOUT IT”

Jeff blim but specifically in cinderellas castle like the EYELINER

I also just adore short hair Jeff dgmw long hair Jeff is cute too but UGH

”keep keep running away you bastard keep running time bastarddddd”

robert manion’s Ethan IM SORRY BUT JOEY’S ETHAN IS NOT AS GOOD

robert manion’s hidgens

jeff blim’s hidgens

NOT will branner’s hidgens I’m sorry I just didn’t like it

WILL BRANNERS COP HOLY ASS

WILL BRANNER DURING DIRTY GIRL HOT DAMN I mean like we all thought he was mid until that scene right? Right?

ik he’s a sick hole but you have to admit neon from cinderellas castle is a banger and if a man sang me that tbh if I wasn’t on a quest for revenge I’d fold

”forgive or forget then I shall harden to those I am meant to/forgive and forget then am I broken to late to avenge youuuuu”

bryce Charles during trappings of starlight. Like the “yeaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHIN TRAPPINGS OF STARLIGHT ALL OF THE PEOPLE will get back together nOoOw/ yeAaAh oHhHhH”

joey richter’s low notes

the spin in starship on let’s scream bloody hell

granger danger BUT SPECIFICALLY when it over laps before the chorus like “this could be… daaa-daaaaaangerrrrrrrrrrrr”

“So I say no-O-o to status quo-O-o”

Dylan Saunders in super friends

Jamie Lynn beatty

”I WONT STOP TILL I FIND YOU AGAIN EVEN IF YOUR A PILE OF ASH”

”I WONT BE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

can you tell who my favorite starkids are

the harmonies on fire and welcome to the stone age

anyway also my top six starkids

men

Dylan Saunders

Jeff Blim

Robert Manion (come back babyyyy)

women

Mariah Rose Faith Casillas

Kim Whalen

Lauren Lopez

I obviously love all the star kids these are just the ones near and dear to my heart honorable mention of Joey richter and Angela giarratana I love you guys

okay hope you enjoyed byeeee

KEEP FLEXING THAT RANGE BABY