Hi!

*deutet mit Croissant auf ein Heteropärchen* Und wer von euch sagt "Gute Nacht, Tiger" und wer sagt "Miau"?

europeans get 2 nights a year to be absolutely unacceptably annoying: eurovision final, and tatort saarbrücken new episode night

mcu this dccu that what about the most important cinematic universe the cpcu (check please cinematic universe)

the intricate ritual of bitty holding up their chubby infant behind the glass lion king style during warmups going “BABY!!!” only for jack to skate by and go “BABY!!!” too

jack “I thought I’d never care about coming out but I also seriously underestimated my desire to kiss bittle on the mouth every other second while in public” zimmermann

No he just has a fat ass

stupid ass check please conspiracy thread

bitty’s number is 15 because jack is supposed to be like a fake sidney crosby and crosby’s number is 87. 8+7=15

ollie and wicks have been dead the whole time and will be taking hold of the attic with mandy and jenny after graduation

the reason dex is so fucking stressed all the time is because he’s hiding his secret identity as a wizard (weasley cousin) and if he fixes things TOO well people will find out

señor bun is a guardian spirit and, if bitty is ever in serious danger, will expand to his true twelve foot tall form and rain hellfire upon those who dare attempt to harm his caretaker

farmer is secretly 320009 bees in a trench coat and the reason chowder says he’s dating her is because he’s an epa agent on a mission to save the bees

the lax bros don’t actually exist and are a collective hallucination caused by shitty hotboxing the entire haus for four years straight

Tango is an undercover FBI agent investigating illegal jam distribution on college campuses that’s why he asks so many questions

bitty is like a shark in that if he stops baking he will die