when will you wear wigs

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

we need 8tracks now more than ever

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

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Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

sometimes you want to watch a movie but that would mean you would have to pick a movie to watch, which is an impossible task