it's so incredibly jarring to realize that the author of a book isn't English when the narrator has been doing an English accent the whole fucking time.
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it's so incredibly jarring to realize that the author of a book isn't English when the narrator has been doing an English accent the whole fucking time.

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fairly realistic 2026 omgcp core 5 headcanons:
bitty made the jump from youtube to tiktok influencer and posts booktok thirst traps of his own husband in between pie tutorials. self diagnosed adhd that he does not treat but does mention a Lot. banned from instagram bc he got into too many fights w randos in the comments.
jack is planning on retirement any day now. heβs chill he has his books heβs gonna enroll for a history masters program after he retires and maybe get a few gigs as a color commentator. played golf with shaq once. in process of adopting a kid w bitty after failed attempt a few years ago
shitty is a lawyer for the ACLU and also does work for his state chapter of planned parenthood. theyβre trying to get him to join the board but heβs resisting for time reasons. thereβs a picture of him kneeling wearing a kente scarf during 2020 floating around on social media that the smh group chat spams whenever they remember it.
lardo is chilling as an artist shes pretty well known in the boston scene. she and shitty have a second apartment in nyc. professor of practice for a course at BU. shaved her head during the pandemic but itβs grown back. at least one full sleeve of tattoos. tied her tubes after having one kid, who goes to a hippie quaker private school.
holster is making gobs of money doing data analysis for the same consultant firm he worked in out of college. uses AI constantly for his work since itβs necessary and gets into fights w shitty and lardo about it sometimes. 100% on his male pattern baldness journey but will deny it to anyone who points it out. secretly is considering plugs
ransom made it to med school eventually and just finished his residency for a specialty in dermatology. makes videos on tiktok promoting his practice that go viral bc heβs hot. great work life balance and he and holster are lowkey DINK kings who have a regular rental place in the caribbean every summer.
bonus kent came out after career ending injury a few years back. full time on ESPN, jersey number retired. he and jack have playful banter when heβs on the show that goes viral, so the network is chasing them to do a full show together but it probably wonβt happen. engaged to a random man not fully out to the public but itβs an open secret.
What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?
1000 cockroaches
One man
If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.
the crowd at tonight's Mountain Goats concert have apparently been fucking sleeping on Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan, you should not be looking around at me singing when John Darnielle holds the microphone out to the crowd during the parts of "Armies of the Lord" where the backing vocals echo the previous lines, when a musician holds the microphone out and cuts the music that means it is singalong time. It's not my fault my voice is clear and loud and perfect
love the bizarre linguistic quirk we've got here in chicago where I would never ever call an apartment a flat, but I would also never call a 2-flat or 3-flat (or 4-flat or 6-flat) anything else
Skip the skyscraper! The most interesting building in Chicago is tied to its neighborhoods and its working class.

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love the bizarre linguistic quirk we've got here in chicago where I would never ever call an apartment a flat, but I would also never call a 2-flat or 3-flat (or 4-flat or 6-flat) anything else
"sad to see the Bears leaving Chicagoland" ok can you live in reality for a minute here and recognize that Hammond is absolutely part of the Chicago Metropolitan Area. Hammond is in Indiana the way the Bristol Ren Faire is in Wisconsin, it's literally barely over the Illinois border. Arguably easier to get to than Arlington Heights. You can bitch about other aspects of the decision all you want but don't act like the Bears are actually moving a significant distance away, they're going to be 38 minutes away via the South Shore Line.
Like genuinely criticize it every other way you like but they simply are not leaving Chicagoland. They're leaving Chicago proper, but they're still in Chicagoland.
every influencer I've seen posting videos about the Pokemon Go Fest popup store by Halsted and Clybourn is a fucking coward, because none of them are addressing the fact that they have an entire bin of plushies dedicated to Wiglett, the most phallic Pokemon.
Why that one. Why that one and not one of the others. I didn't see plenty of my faves. They only had three keychains. Why that and not like literally any keychain. Why was that the choice that was made here. I didn't see any Fidough plushies or Yamper and I know those are popular and yet they had Wiglett?? I saw nary a Snorlax and yet WIGLETT??? Yes every Pokemon is someone's favorite but is Wiglett enough people's favorite to warrant a bin?? if you're the one Wiglett stan on earth you know that you can get free shipping on the pokemon center website right?? who is buying the schlong Pokemon??? in person???? and for TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS???? THEY DIDN'T HAVE DIGLETT EVEN!! THEY JUST HAVE WIGLETT?!?!?!?!
every influencer I've seen posting videos about the Pokemon Go Fest popup store by Halsted and Clybourn is a fucking coward, because none of them are addressing the fact that they have an entire bin of plushies dedicated to Wiglett, the most phallic Pokemon.
Why that one. Why that one and not one of the others. I didn't see plenty of my faves. They only had three keychains. Why that and not like literally any keychain. Why was that the choice that was made here. I didn't see any Fidough plushies or Yamper and I know those are popular and yet they had Wiglett?? I saw nary a Snorlax and yet WIGLETT??? Yes every Pokemon is someone's favorite but is Wiglett enough people's favorite to warrant a bin?? if you're the one Wiglett stan on earth you know that you can get free shipping on the pokemon center website right?? who is buying the schlong Pokemon??? in person???? and for TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS???? THEY DIDN'T HAVE DIGLETT EVEN!! THEY JUST HAVE WIGLETT?!?!?!?!
people in the notes of a post I made several months ago have, for the most part, been behaving, but there are still a few people who are like "op it sounds like you just don't like romance, romance is about wish fulfillment"
why do you think wish fulfillment has to have poorly considered worldbuilding
I was mostly complaining that a book I had just read that was marketed as forbidden love historical romance ended up being Not That. Forbidden love has been a popular concept for as long as people have been telling stories. Pyramus and Thisbe. Romeo and Juliet. If I was being a freak for liking this, I would admit it, this is the freak website, but wanting to read about forbidden love is one of the most vanilla fucking things possible
bad things happen in books. that is what conflict is. that is what plot is. I understand if people don't want to read about specific kinds of conflict. but do not pretend that romance is a genre free of plot

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omgcp live action should feature a different pie each ep and have a recipe at the end
this is a cooking anime for me. yaoi? donβt know her. whereβs ina garten
I'll admit it, it's very fun to be a little bit smug about seeing something before other people.
Oh, no, actually, I haven't watched Chris Fleming's special on HBO yet... I was there in the audience on the day of the taping, though, so maybe you heard me laughing somewhere in there?
(legitimately though, when I left the theater I felt like I had done a core workout because my abs hurt from laughing so much, 100/10 special)
I've been seeing some absolutely wild "if you liked Project Hail Mary, read this!" recommendations recently. PHM is a very specific flavor of scifi, with a very specific tone, and I don't think recommending any book with a spaceship in it, or any book where first contact with aliens occurs, is a useful recommendation.
To me the "if you like X read Y" format often fails because it fails to consider that individual readers like different books for different readers. I think the doorways framework is helpful in acknowledging these different dimensions.
For me as a reader, I have certain priorities and things that I liked in PHM.
I like that it's a story about sacrifice and love and teamwork.
I like that it's a story about hope in the face of terrifying adversity.
I like that it's a story about two people learning to understand each other and working together to save the universe.
I like that it's a story about two people brought together to solve a common problem, backed by millions of other people across the galaxy also trying to help (after all, one person, even a brilliant engineer like Rocky, cannot build a spaceship alone).
I like that even though the two main characters are basically platonic soulmates, they live in fundamentally incompatible worlds.
I like that it's a story about problem-solving, specifically scientific problem-solving that explains the science in a way that's understandable to me as a non-scientist.
I do like thinking about the logistics of long-term interspace travel.
I like that there's a ruthlessly efficient German lady making shit happen.
I like that Weir's writing is pretty solidly a 21st century style (I've read so much 20th century and earlier science fiction, I'm not trying to say that it's bad in any way, but if I'm looking for a readalike, the writing style is extremely important to consider for me).
I like how it's a story about first contact that is full of love and cooperation and sharing.
If you recommend me just any book set in space, or any first contact book, you're giving me a useless recommendation because those are some of the least interesting aspects of the story to me. For me, it would make just as little sense as a recommendation as if someone said "here, read this book after PHM because it also features a middle school teacher." I might like some of these other books that are being recommended, but because I like them for fundamentally different reasons, I just don't think it works as a "read this after that" kind of recommendation.
(I have read so many science fiction books, I wrote my undergrad thesis on science fiction books, please nobody interpret this as me not understanding or liking science fiction books)
wow I'm so glad I don't live in California, I'd get so much cancer if I was there, the warning is on literally every metalsmithing supply and tool I've ever bought, so happy I'm safe over here
I've been seeing some absolutely wild "if you liked Project Hail Mary, read this!" recommendations recently. PHM is a very specific flavor of scifi, with a very specific tone, and I don't think recommending any book with a spaceship in it, or any book where first contact with aliens occurs, is a useful recommendation.

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girl help I'm seeing the stupidest discourse ever from a tv show I don't even watch
genuinely if you have the chance to see CMAT live, particularly if you're in the US where she isn't selling out venues quite as often yet, you need to do it. These tickets won't be under $50 for much longer, I think her star is truly on the rise