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rimmergazpachosoup got me thinking. How many Lister/Rimmer shippers are there? Please reblog if you ship these two. Iâm just curious how many people share my madness. :)
This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and Iâve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.
When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.
Important and vital
I donât care that I reblogged this today Iâm reblogging it again
This is an exception to not being related to writing.
I hope this helps somebody
Whenever someone in one of my buy swap sell groups reports a missing cat, I remember this post and pass the advice on. So far, ALL of the missing cats have come home.
Points at Jeremy Brett Sherlock Holmes :đ "Cat."
Cat. Definitely cat. Without a single shadow of a doubt, cat.
Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes, acrylic on illustration board, 9âx12â. Selling for $225, purchase here
This is gorgeous. The details are so intricate and beautiful. You, my friend, have a great talent here and as beautiful as it is in the photos, I can only imagine how gorgeous it is in person. The way you depicted Holmes (and the beautiful Jeremy Brett) sleeping so peacefully gives me the warm fuzzies.

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Misc Rimmer with a golf club doodleÂ
For a very brief second, I read that as Miss Rimmer rather than Misc Rimmer. Had to do a second glance to read what it actually says.
Delivered, as promised, my dear smegheads.
Enjoy this brilliant part of the talk âşď¸đŤĄ
I had to cut out some parts about domestic life, because of the limit, but if anyone would be interested, I'm more than happy to transcribe it in the morning!
TRANSCRIPT:
(for @what--the-helliot !!!)
Chris: âly time I think I could ever recall the director, Ed Bye, saying, âAction!â [pause] âCut!â Between those two words it went on a long time. But you know, Craig, it was like a train ride from Torquay to London â itâs never quite as long as you think itâs going to be.
Craig: I felt something nudging my leg while I was kissing you.
Chris: Thatâs what Iâm saying, youâve got it or you havenât, baby.
[Craig laughs]
Chris: Iâve never seen so many people in the studio. They came from everywhere â
Craig: This might be weird, but I quite enjoyed that scene. I did! Weâre actors, you know what I mean â Iâd never done anything like that before. You know, I really enjoyed the scene.
Chris: We both had about 30 polo mints each.
Craig: He had 30 polo mints, I had 20 marlboro!
Interviewer: I was wondering, because there was quite a hard cut when you guys get into it, but how much more�
Craig: Oh, the kiss was a lot longer than they show, wasnât it? We actually went at it hammer and tongs. We did! And they cut it really short, but it was a lot â it was a lot longer! And I felt a bit disappointed by that because it was quite a lengthy kiss.
Chris: They told us it was going to be used, and they didnât use all of it, you know? That was disappointing. [He pauses] We, you know â look, we gave them the material.
Interviewer: How was the experience? Was it disappointing as well, or was it better than you expected?
Chris: I wanted it to go on longer.
Craig: I wish I could have.
Chris: Peaking a bit early, werenât you?
Craig: As ever the comes of disappointment.
Interviewer: Is that what brought you back on the show?
Chris: I walked out of the studio and thought, âWhere am I ever going to get kissed like that again? Thereâs only one man who can do it! More kissing scenes for Monsieur Rimmer.â [sarcastically] âYeah, Iâll work on it for you, Chris.â
Craig: Thereâs probably a parallel universe where Rimmer and Lister are married.
Chris: Well, it is 2024.
Craig: Thereâs a universe where me and you are marred like⌠two old guys sat on a spaceship. And Iâm not putting the dishes away, or Iâm stacking the dishwasher wrong.
Chris: Dishwashers are overrated.
Interviewer: I was just wondering what role Kryten plays in your marriage?
Craig: Well, Krytenâs like my mum, isnât he?
Interviewer: So would he be like a mother-in-law to Rimmer in this parallel universe?
Craig: Yeah, he would be like Rimmerâs mother-in-law⌠Well, letâs face it, Kryten doesnât like Rimmer anyway.
Chris: I donât like Kryten â well, Rimmer doesnât like Kryten!
Craig: You think heâs jumped up, donât you?
[video ends]
RIMSTER!!!!! They are so married, 100% without a single shadow of a doubt, husbands.
Rimmer can be encased inside a small device, he has a few moves that are useful in battle and he loves saying his own name often.
Rimmer is essentially a Pokemon.
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I love Arnie's face here, in both pictures. Sad pathetic kicked puppy and enraged. Smegging hilarious!
reading Better Than Life is like oh theyâre made to love each other, oh theyâre made to love each other, oh thâ
Grant Naylor really gave us Arnold âdesperate for someone to love me unconditionallyâ Rimmer and Dave âfull of desperate and unconditional loveâ Lister and expected me to be normal about it?? Please

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Just imagining Dave Lister and Arnie Rimmer singing this about each other. Cat, Kryten, Holly and Kochanski would be singing the last bit.
Grand Duchesses Marie, Tatiana, Anastasia and Olga Romanov in 1912.
I know she's only ten or eleven here, depending on which month the photo was taken, but Anastasia is tiny in comparison to her sisters, all of whom are of similar heights here.
life theme
Theme song meme or whateverâŚ
Things about the Red Dwarf fandom
Everyone insists Rimmer is capable of change.
Nothing isnât gay.
Cat is always drawn with more cat-like features.
For some reason everyone is attracted to Rimmer and I mean ÇuoĘÉšÇĘÇ.
There are protection squads for every single character with +2 lines of dialogue.
The entirety of the fandom will collectively lose their shit if someone else says âitâs cold outside.â
The moment Ace Rimmer is so much as hinted at, someone else will comment âWhat a guy.â
Ace Rimmer is clearly the height of Chris Barrieâs acting career and god damn it he should have made it into the movie business.
âListyâ
Everyone knows exactly what episode youâre talking about.
No one is exactly positive about how Krytenâs face should look, but if someone challenges a specific opinion they are totally wrong.
I love you guys jeez
A few more things:
Spending way too much time talking about Demons and Angels
Pretending season 8 didnât happen
Todhunter
No big mystery with Todhunter.  A few of us just decided we liked his character and enjoyed shipping him with Lister.  Thatâs literally it. ;)
Yep, this is us.
I would just like to remind everyone that when the Emohawk turned Rimmer into Ace he exclusively referred to Lister by his first name, even giving him a cutesy nickname as the episode went on. The unconscious is a funny thing.

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My little Rimmer â some if the fan art is amazing
theyâre talking to each other omg (â: