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Office comedy where the pilot episode newbie is being walked around to meet all their colleagues and they get introduced to the pair of coworkers who are snappy, electric, flirty, filling each other's coffee orders, finishing each other's sentences, desk leaning, bedroom eyes, feet kicking
And when the newbie asks someone "Are those two uh, you know?" the seasoned coworker goes "Aha yeah. Divorced 🙂"
And this isn't a broken-up couple on the rebound. They've absolutely always been like this with each other save for the 11 months they were married, during which time every single day was a murder-suicide risk.
Two people who are each other's absolute everything unless you try to make them share a kitchen and a budgeting system
Never forget what they took from us.
For those asking how it compares today
and also
Mid-year 2026 update (this is without tax):
Just to round out the comparison.
Gareth Lucas
'Horse with Pesky Sparrow'

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Bigtop burger au where instead of theater it's about Painting and the clowns are artists and when you get recognized you get a lengthened name.
Mike? You mean Michelangelo.
Steve's a talented artist but not that recognized he's just Stephen.
MUNKUTHOMASTRAP that's so stupid fuck off just put his names together. Accomplished oil painter probably.
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ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.
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affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing
thinking about zomburger…
Something to ponder
To whom it may concern.
[Image description: Image 1: A Tweet by Trudy (@/thetrudz ) that reads “‘Do you work well under pressure?’ Needs the response ‘is this job one that regularly engages actual emergencies (e.g. an ER, a fire department) or do you fabricate urgency through poor management, uneven distribution of duties and an inflated sense of self for upper management?’”
Image 2: Reddit comment by No-Cryptographer-192. 1792 upvotes, posted five months ago: I think the diplomatic response would be along the lines of - "There has to be a balance. If missed targets are normal working practice, and crunch periods are an expected part of the operation, there is a managerial failing that needs addressing rather than people on the coal face picking up the slack. However for genuine unforeseen crises, of course putting in extra effort is the right thing to do" You can usually use that to elicit more information from the interviewer. If they say "Yeah we expect unpaid overtime" then you swipe the fucking biscuits and head for the door immediately. End description.] @a-captions-blog
was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.
i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

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The fact that “dolls having a tea party” has stuck around in the public consciousness is fascinating to me.
Like, back in the Old Days that would be a way that women would actually socialize. So if a girl had a doll tea party, she was imitating her mom / other contemporary women.
But these days contemporary women don’t have tea parties. So now, the idea of “dolls having a tea party” is an echo of an extinct behavior, only repeated and referenced because it used to be so prevalent.
So a Barbie in a big hat themed for a tea party is a bit like if they made Transformers that turned into stagecoaches and horse-drawn buggies.
Like I wouldn’t buy the fuck out of stagecoach transformers
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