Due to circumstances beyond my control, the podcast is currently on a break. However, I'm using this time to update our Youtube archive as we gradually emerge from deep sleep like Lister.
I'm pleased to say that the whole of Series VI is now once more publicly available. "Psirens" and "Legion" with @sunnysideeggers , "Gunmen Of The Apocalypse" and "Emohawk: Polymorph II" with @arcanemoody and "Rimmerworld" and "Out Of Time" with @veronica-rich .
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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"
I've already voted but I like all of these options so further thoughts. :)
Lister / Rimmer / Ace - so many scenarios here but the most likely to me is Ace "teaching" Rimmer how to please Lister and enjoying himself at the same time.
Lister / Rimmer / Todhunter - yes, I've written it. The most intriguing scenario is pre-accident because Rimmer's canon authority kink could be used really well.
Lister / Rimmer / Kochanski - I imagine most people are thinking KK2 and this could work well, either by having them both there during Series VII or if we have to, incorporating VIII and developing it from that. "Cassandra" has fic potential.
Ace / Spanners / Mellie - I nearly put AU KK here but thought I'd mix it up as Mellie has such good chemistry with Ace. I guess maybe people don't like the idea of Spanners' Kochanski being cheated on, but it doesn't necessarily have to be that. There are other ways.
Lister / Rimmer / Nirvanah - this is the one for those who like Rimmer having two options, I guess. I can't imagine Lister and Nirvanah fighting as they're both too nice so the obvious solution is a throuple.
Lister / Low Rimmer / High Rimmer - have also written. Look, it doesn't need to be realistic when it's hot as hell. Also, if someone really wanted to, they could make it work outside of a dream sequence.
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Hereâs the thing: authors know when they get a rec on an older story. Thereâs a telltale uptick of kudos (with a 10-15% comment rate if youâre lucky) in your digest email.
The thing is, thereâs no way to know where these people are coming from. In the before, when fandom was more in the corners we all knew about, you could search LJ or a message board or whatever social bookmarking site we were using. You could join the community and participate.
You could get a little dopamine hit by seeing someone tell their friends why they loved your story.
Anymore, those recs are hidden in discords, or in tiktoks or instagram slideshows that you canât search for. Theyâre inaccessible, not discoverable unless youâre already there. You may never know why 27 people left kudos on an old story of yours, what they liked and found in your writing. You just get the thumbs up and a kinda lonely feeling, cause these could be your people. You could like them, maybe. You could be friends.
But youâll never find out why they stopped by, or what people are saying about you behind your back, and thatâs sad.
So thank you to the people who still do public rec lists on this webbed site. You are my sunshine, and Iâm appreciative of all of you.
Transphobia is about to be signed into law in the UK. We can fight this.
I am begging the UK trans community and its allies to attend the Mass Lobby at Parliament on June 25th, 11am-4pm, organised by Trans Solidarity Alliance.
Last year we broke the record for an LGBT+ mass lobby of Parliament. Will you help us break it again? Join us on 25th June 2026 to demand be
The new EHRC Code of Practice pushes trans people out of toilets, hospital wards, and community spaces. It normalises gender policing based on appearance and stereotypes. It becomes statutory guidance in the UK by the end of June.
Trans people are now legally their assigned gender at birth and must join gendered spaces accordingly, but if they are perceived as their lived gender, they can also be ejected from those spaces. The guidance says: either break the law, or donât pass too well.
A mass lobby is where you invite your MP to discuss your concerns with you in-person. Ask your MP to:
Demand full parliamentary scrutiny, debate, and use their free vote on the EHRC Code of Practice.
Support any motions rejecting the EHRC guidance. As of June 4th, Labour MP Nadia Whittome has submitted a prayer motion - Early Day Motion 240.
Write to Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities about our concerns
Your MP does not have to be an ally, they do not have to respond to your email for you to show up and greencard them (details below the cut.) What matters is that as many people as possible show up.
I cannot stress this enough: Showing up in person matters. It is much more effective than petitions, emails, and letters.
It is a horrible, stressful time, and I am so sorry if you're trans and live in the UK. But I was at last year's mass lobby and the line for greencarding alone stretched around the back gates. It was a record breaking mass lobby and made us impossible to ignore. Let's do even better this time. Details under the cut:
Worried about what to say?
Bring your personal worries about transphobia being signed into law, and trans friends being excluded from public spaces. You are a living person who deserves dignity. Remind your MP of that. You will also get guidance and brochures from Trans Solidarity Alliance that outlines our demands. This is mine from last year.
Money issues?
Trans Solidarity Alliance provides a travel bursary that you can sign up for via the link.
Got a refusal or no response from your MP?Â
Come anyway! You can request a same-day appointment with your MP through a process called greencarding. They will come and see you if theyâre already in Parliament. Even if they donât, theyâre made acutely aware of your cause because you showed up in person. This is my greencard from last year.
Here is the EHRC Code of Practice in full. It's a tough read, but some highlights are:
Organisations canât provide trans-inclusive, single-sex services, or they risk being sued for discrimination.
e.g. domestic violence support for women including trans women, menâs rugby group including trans men (12.68).
Trans people will have nowhere safe to pee.
If youâre a trans man, businesses can't allow you to pee in the men's, and you can also be ejected from womenâs bathrooms if youâre perceived as a man. Vice versa for trans women. EHRC suggests a âthird spaceâ bathroom, which is discriminatory and unworkable for most businesses. (13.130-133)
Sports organisations must exclude trans people from single-sex competitions (13.73).Â
A womenâs only sports competition must exclude trans women because of their biological advantage or face potential lawsuits (13.74), but a trans man who has undergone testosterone treatment can also be excluded based on fairness rules (13.81).
Trans women are stripped of the legal definition of âlesbianâ, and therefore no longer have legal protections if theyâre discriminated against on the basis of sexual orientation. (2.50, 2.92).
Here is the Good Law Project's better explanation of the EHRC Code.
I have also made a PDF printout of QR codes for the government petition, email your MP tool, and mass lobby link to pass around your communities. DM me and I'll send it to you.
if you dont decouple your drive to create from your desire for attention you will go insane. simple as. you will never feel satisfied b/c you will always want more and you will feel perpetually bitter that you did not get what you are âowedâ
Itâs an unpopular opinion but it is absolutely and completely true. Iâve never seen someone who creates for engagement happy with the engagement they get. I posit they canât ever be happy that way because it will NEVER be enough
But, because I see statements like this turn into a sort of general notion of âitâs bad to want validation or attention or engagementâ, and to me, thatâs not what this means.
Itâs perfectly valid to want people to like and engage with what you create. In a general sense, when you create anything, you do it to share with other human beings. Art, craft, food, anything you create is a way to connect with others through our shared humanity.
And wanting someone to like you fanart or read your fanfic is part of that.
the words used by OP is decouple, and this is important. Nothing wrong wanting engagement. But it cannot be tightly coupled with the drive to create.
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after way too long of me procrastinating making the prompt list, i am very proud to announce the (to my knowledge!) very first âŚ
RIMSTER SHIP WEEK!!!
the official event will run from the 8th - 14th of june, but the list will be open forever for people to use!!! you can use either one or both of the dayâs prompts, depending on what you feel like doing <3 iâm so excited to see what all the wonderful artists, writers, editors and other such creators will cook up for the week!
always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed
In disliking Dave Lister, generally, Rimmer had found himself with a bit of a problem.
The problem was that he did not dislike Dave Lister quite as much as he used to anymore. Yes, he still disliked him. But not quite as much.Â
That was the problem. And it was very alarming.
At first Rimmer had wondered if his disk was malfunctioning. He had casually asked Holly, a few times now, if there was anything peculiar happening in the hologram simulation suite. Perhaps some disk data had got jumbled in with, god forbid, Petersenâs disk, or something horrific like that. But Holly always reported in the negative;
âNothing is untoward, Arnold. You are not going mad, Arnold. You are definitely entirely and absolutely Arnold Rimmer, Arnold. Unfortunately.â
That could not be true, Rimmer had thought. How could he not be mad, if he found himself not disliking Lister so much, if not entirely liking him?
Something was definitely very wrong.
He walked into the bunk room that afternoon, hoping Lister would not be there in all his smeggy post-pregnancy mostly naked glory. All to save Rimmer the job of asking how he was doing; if he wanted anything, if he needed any help, even though Rimmer couldnât really do or touch anything to help Lister anyway. Not that he wanted to, of course.Â
He hoped Lister would go away long enough for Rimmer to start disliking him properly again.Â
Rimmerâs bedroom scene with Nirvana has to be one of the most un-Red Dwarf like scenes in the history of the show, especially when you add the deleted scene onto it, which makes it come across as even more romantic and sweet. Itâs like his character has stepped out of the world of Red Dwarf and into the world of romantic drama. Itâs almost jarring where his character is concerned, especially when you consider Nano-Rimmerâs scenes with Kochanski in the series 8 episode Cassandra, where the writers revert him back to being immature around women and sex.
Bless series 5 for giving us a more serious and sexy Rimmer for a while in Holoship (and Terrorform to a lesser degree)
It really shows how much of an influence that Lister has on Rimmer after the accident by genuinely being a kind person and watching romantic movies around him (even if Rimmer pretends to hate them). Whereas Nano-Rimmer was still so caught up in climbing ranks - he never had the Thanks for the Memory conversation where he said he'd trade all his pips in to be loved </3
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Following off the end of my latest-posted Bedford Falls AU fic on AO3. Iâm not sure if this lands as I intended, but itâs just a bit of nonsense.
It had, in fact, taken a few days before Rimmer was ready to go beyond their lone shower encounter. Heâd been quietly reticent about Lister around the others - not, Dave reasoned, because he wasnât interested, or ashamed, but because the man simply didnât know how to be involved with someone romantically around others.
It made sense, once he thought it over. Heâd had no dates pre-blast, when they were in their prime - at least not after Lister had seen after he joined up - and although thereâd been some hints at a prodigious amount of sex while he was off being Ace, those wouldâve really been only brief encounters. No meals or pubs with mates or other couples; no walks around town or movies or picnics or chats in a coffee spot or fast-food joint. The shower frottage was some evidence so far that Rimmer was decent at that part of things⌠but he didnât know how to be in love, or even in like, with someone out in public.
That night, he wandered to their door and engaged the lock, pressed a few buttons on the sound system remote, then came up behind Rimmer seated at the common table. He slid his arms around that torso and pulled him back, so he could rest his lips to the manâs neck beneath his ear. âLeave the book,â he quietly suggested.
From lips and tongues to hands under shirts and jackets, they were eventually both shirtless, him licking Rimmerâs shoulder as one hand pressed hard into his bare back and the other worked at his fly. âHorizontal,â he muttered - and then they were soon bouncing gently on the bed, right after Lister tripped him backwards onto it. âSee how easy?â Arn, bless him, laughed.
Things were getting on quite well until Rimmer went a bit stiff in the wrong way. Like a board beneath him. âHmm?â
âItâs-â The hologram rolled his eyes. âThe music.â Lister propped himself up, trying to identify it. âItâs Moonlight Serenade. Played everywhere back in Bedford Falls. Didnât you ever hear it?â
Nodding slowly, Dave half-shrugged. âWell, yeahâŚâ He wasnât sure of the point.
âPeople shopped to this. Danced to it. Played in shops sometimes.â
Lister arched a brow at the man under him. âDid⌠you have a bad retail experience, or somethingâŚ?â
Rimmer sighed loudly. âItâs not a romance song, Listy! Itâs for being out and about and doing adult errands and waltzing.â
âArn,â he began patiently, then dropped his voice and his head. âBabygirl⌠look, I promise you people back then fucked to Glenn Millerâs music.â He kissed Rimmerâs shoulder slowly, quietly delighted at how the new endearment had flushed his face. âThey did.â
âHow do you know?â
âCause people are gonna people, all right? Thatâs the music they had. They didnât just all stop having sex because the banginâ side of Eurovision was decades off. Besides.â He grinned at skeptical eyes. âItâs kind of sexy. Remembering how you wore your suits, and your hat cocked⌠just so, and that tie I wanted to slide off your throat half the times I saw you.â
âHalf?â
âMmm.â He finished an involved, lengthy kiss, pulling back to the satisfaction of nothing but a thin rope of saliva and a desperate moan from deep in Rimmerâs throat. âOther half, I wanted to strangle you.â
âVery fun-â
âAre you gonna let me do this? All I want to do is go to sleep with you right here, but first-â He lowered his forehead to Rimmerâs, eyes closed, and rasped a whisper, âfirst, you gotta get into this so I can make love to ya, sugar puff.â
The mood was poised on an edge of unbearable horniness - but also suddenly something tense. Finally, Rimmer whispered back, âAm I⌠cereal?â
It was a good five minutes of laughing into Rimmerâs shoulder before Listerâs erection rallied once again.