A l'entrada del temps clar

You'd think I'd get used to leftists whipping out the right-wing playbook for sexual assault allegations the second the word "Israel" or "AIPAC" gets involved, but it's still a gut punch every time.

"Why didn't they come forward before" "You have to admit the timing is suspicious" "So we're gonna ruin a man's whole career because of one mistake?" "Oh it's just *allegations*, I thought they had something *real* on him" hey are you talking about Platner in 2026 or Trump in 2016?

if you aren't putting eyeshadow on that morally grey tenor, i think something is wrong with your production.

They looked like a wet cat, which is to say refusing to acknowledge their situation with such rigid dignity that it almost feels foolish to bring it up.

Digital de-aging is bad not just because it always looks creepy as fuck no matter how much money they pour into it, but because it deprives me of getting to see the fucking black magic of a) the casting director somehow finding someone who looks unnervingly like the original actor despite not being related at all and b) the actors completely convincing me that they are, in fact, the same person at different times in their life.

And occasionally, the amusement of sticking a bad wig and some makeup on the original actor and just demanding we accept they're a teenager now.

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

I'm behind on every assignment in the entire world

When you're so bad at not trying to murder your son that your father's ghost has to intervene 😔