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Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

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…a doctor who built a body.

cthulhubert

For what is possibly the first time in the history of pop culture somebody actually really specifically does mean the doctor… and someone tries to correct them.

z-nogyrop

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

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monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

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*looking at a tiger*

monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us

human brain: hehe kitty wana pet

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monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. we’re not built to swim and we’ll likely drown within five minutes. and let’s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water

human brain: wheee swimmy

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monkey brain: That cheese… is A) cheese, and B) full of mold. food’s not meant to be blue… it even smells like it died and will kill you wait no stop don’t put that in your mouth

Human brain: HON HON HON FROMAGE MOTHER FUCKER

laughingsquid

A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk

acewizard

ok so since the Russo brothers confirmed that animals and plants and the like all died in the snap,,,,,,, that means dogs died too,,,,, and lemme tell ya if ANYTHING happened to my dog earth wouldn’t even NEED the avengers I’d mcfucking d e s t r o y thanos myself because NO ONE FUCKING MESSES WITH MY DOG NOT EVEN A CRUSTY ASS RAISIN WITH A ROCK COLLECTION

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Me, after watching my cat turn to dust: :)

Every single (living) Avenger, getting tf out of my way: How is she holding that many knives

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Did John wick write these

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OK WAIT HOLD UP A SECOND

IF ANIMALS AND PLANTS ALSO DISAPPEARED VIA SNAP

THEN ISN’T THE BALANCE OF PEOPLE TO FOOD AND RESOURCES EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS IT WAS

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mainflopgirl

if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………

mainflopgirl

what about……..all of the empty and abandoned planets……..he couldn’t have restributed populations there? or like………..what about endangered species they’re pretty much gone now thanks to T Hanos…………..he really didn’t think this through………….

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mxnrique

this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.

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Or he literally could have just doubled the resources

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Maybe I’m wrong but all he would need is the Space Stone to teleport and redistribute resources + life. But I guess killing half of all life made more sense.

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Or he could’ve just created more planets and teleported the halfs but a bitch is too dumb

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He can throw a moon for a fight but teleporting some resources is too much work?

He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?

He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?

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Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

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Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

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It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

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My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

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Guys it’s nearly October who’s excited for the skeleton war

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talesfromtreatment

Foiled!

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.

Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.

“NO!”

I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.

“NO!”

Catching you and putting you back now.

“NOOOOOO!”

Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.

“Noooooooooooo!”

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very tiny quiet ‘born to be wild’ plays

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theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

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WHAT

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unrepentantwarriorpriest

I need this in my life.

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Sylvia Ritter

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OMG THE AXOLOTL HAS SEA SLUGS PULLING HIS LITTLE CHARIOT ARRAGHIOEP82323U832-IO1!!@!!1

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@coldhands-and-clockwork

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Temperance gave me chills

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I need this in my life

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@cormorantes

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