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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Conch of Water Communion
Wondrous item, rare ___ Although all conch shells can sound like the ocean, this one lets you actually hear what it’s saying. While touching a body of water of at least 250 gallons, you can use an action to hold the shell to your ear and ask the water a question that can be answered with either “yes” or “no”. The water will answer the question to the best of its understanding, such as “has another creature stopped to drink from you today?” or “is there something buried in the sand beneath you?” The response may sound different based on what’s in the water—for instance, a blessed well of water may sound priestly, and a poisoned one may sound sick. Once used, this property of the shell shouldn’t be used again until the next dawn. Each time it’s used again before then, the shell has a 20% chance of cracking in half and becoming nonmagical. ___ ✨ Patrons get huge perks! Access this and hundreds of other item cards, art files, and compendium entries when you support The Griffon’s Saddlebag on Patreon for as little as $3 a month!

One of them has been receiving free company tee-shirts from his boss, who we believe suspects him to be homeless

shut up about zelda, shut up about locked tomb, shut up about spn. this is the only character tagged in this post that i approve of

The Wait by Darian Mederos

I respect silent marketing.

Made a new account post-transition

I can’t stop drawing mantises I fear

Cats from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

one of my classic texts, from the archives

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