ah... this mad, gay nightlife

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

i have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

theres a beautiful new rumour about town and theyre calling it a friday

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

how is everyone feeling today

there is always some sort of situation