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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
BLU3LOCK MENTION??
I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.
Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with

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You already know
Moth!! Moth!! Moth!! Moth!! Mo-
RETURN OF THE PINK BANGS
HELL YEAH
falls asldoop immediately
hey satan are you alright
what if I delete my account like right now
JOKING JOKINGGG HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA LAUGH
HAHAHAAHAHAH PLEASE DONT
GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED YEAR TENNNN
SIX WEEKS????? AFTER 10 AND HALF MONTHS OF SCHOOL???? OH MY GOD??????
IS THAT NOT NORMAL???
satan. Idk about you but there’s like- 2 1/2 months of break in America. We finish school in Mid-Late May and start back up in Mid-Late August
what the fuck
and idk about other schools nationwide, but my school district has a lot of holidays. Primarily:
-Thanksgiving Break (1 week)
-Winter Break (i think 3-4 weeks long? Idk it extends into the new year)
-Spring Break (1 Week)
and then a bunch of random three day weekends, days off, ect ect scattered throughout the year
Oh we have this:
October half term: 1 week
Winder holiday: 2 weeks
February half term: 1 week
Easter holiday: 2 weeks
May half term: 1 week
Summer holidays: 6 weeks
For germany we have it depend on state but for me it is
6 weeks of summer break
2 weeks of autumn break
2 weeks of winter break
2 weeks of spring break
and a bunch of 1 day stuffs like day of german union

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Picrew chain!
Create a fuzzy worm on a string! (last update: 2023-12-16, Christmas-themed stuff, more patterns and lots of accessories)
@cia-offical @hell-offical @supervillains-assistant-offical @creative-name-offical @villain-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @holyspiritoffical @landp-offical @pizza-offical @asis-offical @tophat-offical @shadows-offical @burning-britain-official + open tags /nf
this is a pretty good synopses of my character actually
@astronaut-offical @antimony-offical @badinfluence-offical @burning-britain-official @chlorine-offical @coffee--spill @engineering-offical @faa-offical @ghostlybluetrain @i-enjoy-the-gays @imb0ring @lead-offical @nasa @shadyfruitsalad @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @yuri-offical @zeta-finnish
ha! get tagged, loser!
@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @instant-yuri-machine @phantom-foxy-offical @please-stand-by-or-else open tags
Worms are not fuzzy. They are wet and slimy.
@evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @someone-official @fay-offical
Beginning reminded of these was both horrible and amazing I love these stupid fuzzy worms
@imightbeafaerie-official-offical @mind-gayer-official @banana-milk-offical @roxie-cozyspace @nelly-rebellyyyyy
hm. i shall call him Marvis Aquatic Mint Toothpaste. TicMin for short.
@writer-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @dying-pen-offical @mike-wheeler-offical @crowns-of-gods-offical @divorce-offical
Worm! :D
@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @confused-cookie-blog @laciffo-natas + anyone else that wants to join!
Shie likes pink
@keyboardsmashoffical
Fuzzy worm got both jinx and caitvi colors because no one can stop me.
ALSO IS THAT BACKGROUND FROM POOLS. I'VE PLAYED POOLS
@danger-noodle3 @bea-yotch @mysticaleldritchpunk @null-the-void-monarch-offical and open tags!
TY FOR THE TAG I LOVE THIS PICREW
tags! @cdrecordabledreams @weirdgayweevil @bea-yotch @girl-on-the-subway @zephyyyrr @rowen-is-queer + open tags >.<
holy shit tytytytytytyty for tagging me in this i love it so much it’s my favorite picrew ever!!!
SHE’S SO ME!!!!!
extreme pressure tags EVERYBODY DO THIS ITS SO CUTE <3: @edentherambler @femmour @bea-yotch @prissy-lambolicious @rennysglowinthedarkstars @madmax-offficial @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @swellestuniverse @doctor-worm-is-dead @quirkyidfk @wave2whirr @weirdgayweevil @art-i-ficiall @thatchaoticbookworm @tinkerbelle @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @urvampir3gf @sydsquid0708 @isaidimafuckingstar @i-be-robin-um-the-uh @or4nge-f4nta @probshouldbesleeping @lulapplee @affectionatealbatross @adam-created @soggysaucepackets-offical @godsleastfavoritelesbian @g1r-j14rix @grave-shares @gracie-0411 @graizy @jackalope-meadowsweet @my-raine-storm @vampirictits @viansparkles @charlicantsleep
THIS IS SO CUTE OMG TYSM FOR TAGGING ME
@quietghostygirl @exhaustedrabbit @redwinesupanover @thegenrefluid2 @imnotafraidtodisappear @poet-queen12 @prentisswh0re @allmywordsandworlds @dropxofxstars @h3arts4toriii @mackenziedaartist @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall and anyone else!!
Thanks for the tag!! I made two :p
@dazaisfavbitch @thegenrefluid2 @dacreaturefeature @emconan @dukedyke @iwasmateo @roadkillcritter @stargazer56cipher
Silly office worker
@emoemu420 @kalhastomanyinterests @olivecandiescipherfan
reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you
Yes please :3
If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:
- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course
- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison
- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries
- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open
- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track
- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place
make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you
tag people if u want idk
i'll start:
UNO CARDS
Bucket 😭
Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in
And this is open, literally anyone is free to join
But here are my recent favourites
@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo
Shoe rack. WOW
@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski
Car door
@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else
My younger brother???????
@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!
oh uhm
my cat…
@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli
my earphone
@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13
The tears of Nerakhis musical...
@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert
the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n
My magnesium lotion
@fancysheepnacho @souperache
My notebook
@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical
Raccoon plushie 🥹
Open tags
cucumbers
snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D
@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join
an empty magic the gathering commander deck box.
@pukicho @evil-pukicho-real-offical @anonmous-offical @dragon-in-a-fez @teabooteboot @the-grim-reaper-offical @the-randomest-of-usernames
fake plant
im too lazy to tag
andy capp's cheddar fries
@finnian-night @kingoftheloonybinza @kitty-kat-kal @holybananapants @noepo
Pokemon Cards! @kingoftheloonybinza @kitty-kat-kal @kayninee @wh0rerf4n @imjayyouregay @iamcassian
Hot buttered rum candle 😭
@letters-not-opened11 @theweirdqueerthing @bl0odwh0re + others I’m lazy
NOT MY WEIGHTED SLOTH PLUSH
AAAHHHHH T^T
@darkorange00 @darkotorclash @endyark @saph-the-queer and whoever else wants to ^^
Hehe
a FULL magic the gathering commander deck box
@siffrininstarsandtime @siffrinsonionquiche @im-bad-at-names-okay @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat
earbuds
@soggysaucepackets-offical @weirdo-offical @killer-offical @do-not-u-dare
ruler
tv remote
@hes-the-smoke-iamthefire @insertcoolurlhereplease @iamthe-veil-thatyou-pierced
phone
anyone can join im lazy
aslo @grand-immortal-dictator-offical
Full watermelon
@supersizedmcshizzel @raven-ven
the roach that terrorised my brothers room last night and is now twitching upside down
@centralperkpoet @yourlocalgrammarfreak @m1dnightdancer @arikakari @moonyisnotonfire
Is anyone allergic
@werepire05 @quantumm76 @atsecretgardensinmymind @29prlsinyourkss @cavepoets @lizdrinkstea @czache78 @morthorns @watered-down-lemonade + open tags!! :]
NO I WANT YOUR CAT HES SO CUTE
my bunny stuffed animal snowflake i’ll miss you :((
npt: @mossycereustea @justalunaticfangirl @drpeppercreamsodaa @quantumm76 @bl3lley and open tags!
Cream crackers because for some reason I still have that pack in my room (on my nightstand). I'm so neat and tidy, and organized, I know xD
Chose this because I'm not sacrificing any of my stuffed animals. UNLIKE YOU, RAIN—
hope you guys like clay
@theforgottennarrator @vibrantly-yours @ramdomassaccountname + open tags
woah are you that one guy from the Magnus Archives that has a label maker of doom???
Okay so I’m going to add a McDonald’s beef burger patty but it has chopped up onions and pickles on it because they fucked up my order
hmmmm….. tags…….
@entity-system @fractoluminescence @a-crow-dont-know-the-smell-of-co
hairbrush
@ anyone who wants to do this
stuffed snowman
that's gonna be. dry. weirdly textured once you get to the stuffing
@hardtobethebardbitch @aerowolf @alorekeeper @achillbeing (+ anyone else who wants to join!)
A big double-sided comforter
@shydeerwolf @kingmackinac @100percentevil @round-hatches-are-terrifying @windydayandrain @bread-lord-khubz @aro-geo-turtle @purple-egg-yolk @nyrhtak04 @cyclical-error @queenfishiethemagnificent @l3st1b0urn3s-707 @marmot-bee-person @beginning-to-be-happy @sayahastoomanyblogs @chompasaurus @opo55omrevolution @iwasmateo @i-am-a-radioactive-paperclip @endless-demon @laska-the-wookiee @mildlybizarrecorvid
deck of cards
@littlechaoscryptid @emoemu420 @mackenziedaartist
I was at the best concert of my life today
it was great
It was way better in person even though this still sounds fine (you just had to be there i guess)

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“Instead of worrying about what you cannot control, shift your energy to what you can create.”
— Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart
And oh boy can I create bad yaoi and traumatised characters, you don’t even know
make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you
tag people if u want idk
i'll start:
UNO CARDS
My little brother?
Burger King soda
My emotional stress plush Francis?
the eurostar train 😭
@the-gay-skeleton-in-ur-closet
3d puzzle of a praying mantis
@pumpkin-gizzards @justremuslupininamask @ollieolioly @discoveredreality @perdita-is-lost
@androgynous-bhajipav @idk-what-to-put-here-123
an empty mug from last week?
@pumpkin-gizzards @ollieolioly
@perdita-is-lost is next to me 💀💀💀
@fire-but-ashes-too @ddanthedumbass @piedpiperlikesthings @zahrawr-likes-red
truffle potato chips
@drxgonspine @mireyaaaaaaaaa @xrns @bows-and-olivia-rodrigo @im-on-crack-send-help
My physics exam sheet?
@yeeteddemigod @whoslug @daydreamingmia @archery-and-musicals @cceanvvaves @in-my-own-world-apparently @sammy0is0autistic @ongangstashit @allyyxe @mymortalitysaga
hamilton playbill
@peace-love-and-french-toast @d3adgayw1zzyr3ad3r @apollosfavouriteson @ollieisanerd @imasimpdealwithit @just--a--random--human--being @godlyupsguy @maxineisking @that-random-poseidon-child @apollos-only-sane-child @afandomwreck @that-dam-heartstopper-fan
Blahaj
@tnt-trio @apollos-favorite-child @apollos-weirdest-child @the-sun-on-your-skin @animal-anon-offical @goddess-of-magic @whatwhywhowherehow @thatonebitheaterkid @horsey-twinkletoes
My cousin?
@that-girl-cupid @cabinseventheaterchick @cecil---markowitz @itsprobablydean @apollos-coolest-child @apollos-favorite-child @lady-ariadne-of-milan
My heater
@sweetxloverxx @ellis--wakefield @lou-ellen--blackstone @arejbehllaj @ellis-aka-the-bomb-dot-com @the-replacement-prankster @the-better-stoll-brother
ooc: A cup that says "Dead Inside But Jolly AF." With a skull wearing a santa hat and two skeleton hands doing peace signs.
@likeapriceless-wine @dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine @childofthewargod
My phone charger
My father...
@kairithemang0 @sillylittleclover @theflashyfool-1624 @just-watching-dont-worry
YOU'RE MAKING US EAT YOUR FATHER???
anyways
wiggly
@orangeslikesbread @the-pipster-pin @the-bastard-of-time-and-space
NOT WIGGLY !!!! were doomed..
lime green xbox one controller
@paranormaltheatrekid @musicalfan78 @webby2007 @raspberrysmoon @missholloween
Laptop I'm using to play the Sims
@heatherfield @crumpledballofpaper @baatheblacksheep @ilikecrocssuckit
Two books I just got from the library.
@queenofglassbeliever @rarepairheathen @renee561
A microwave
@ghostlyarchaeologist @cianmars @ryik-the-writer
Noooo! Not my large plushie dragon! 😭
@the-tomorrow-road @lindseymcdonaldseyelashes @my-beloved-lakes
My TV remotes
@werewolfsmile @hotchocolateandpillowforts @leverage-ot3
Various garden tools
@attractivesteaminghunkofflesh69
@homocereal
Uhhh
two toffee truffle wrappers
@mushyfrogcakes @uglyfreezingsmidgeonofentrails96 @zatdummesmadchen
table 🙂↕️
@sosterias @tialikesglape @pebblegrove @ashvian-arts
My little sister 🤨
My throw pillow.
😭
The red pen with black ink in it that I use for my journal I guess
@fish-that-steals-palm-trees @babyteethbrianjones
MY BLÅHAJ NOOO WHY DO I HAVE TO SACRIFICE MY BABY
@iamsarsonic @i-am-basement @certifiedloserthing @curse-exefanart1122 @cat-found-in-an-allie @princeof-crows @princessboything @sillyjellyfish01 @shad0w-bird @prettyasdecay @babkalyagushka @carrion001 + anyone else who wants to join ^^
five dollars
@midnight-showtime @thousandcrittersinahumansuit @em-the-mushroom815 @purple-dinosaur27 + open tags
My sketchbook?!
@alternas-navigation-system @babylon-butterfly @spir4led-strz @th3-v10l3t-gr0v3 @honeyedmelitus-sys @starvingv4mp + open tags cuz I can’t remember that many people
my 6 year old comforter that hasn't been washed since... 2024-ish..? rude, that's my desk blanket
@sys-of-a-trainwreck @hpdamechan @ccyberdrmzz @cutecafekitty5 @confessions0farottensena @theatre-system @siriusthesleepy @bee24cha @snowy-nights-alone @fallenangels-rot @g0reybonez @g0ld-st4r-b0y + anyone else who wants in
ah we are fucked I have henna
@d4z41ssu1c1d3b00klmao @dazais-old-bandages @the-mitsuba-of-jiraiblr +open tags
Hmmm.. outta cushions and my spanish book..?? Damn
@chuuyassillyfann @pifnii @pearly-stargirl
a pillow and my younger brother???
@ghama-gotnothin @mxlody-lit-hrrrrt-1128 @starlykree @soullessmaggot @mackenziedaartist +open tags I forgo ☹️
Blankie and mattress
@emoemu420 @littlechaoscryptid open tags