it was sweetness

about Revan cut Malak's jaw when he pledged his loyalty… the lightsaber should be like a sword which is used when king knights someone

So, not counting Revan (that could go in either) or the droids (who don't sleep), we know that there are two dorm rooms on the Ebon Hawk. I believe that they are canonically described as the girl's quarters and the boy's, but neverthless it's a fair assumption to make.

The "boys" would be Zalbaar, Carth, Canderous and Jolee. The "girls" are Juhani, Mission and Bastila. Yes I know you know, but look at them and think about all this idiots sharing a room. I'm already laughing.

The first group is a decent arrangment, it seems. Canderous is a bit of a dick, and maybe sometimes he tries to get the others to do a late night shooting/sparring match, but it's tolerable. The problem comes when it's time to actually sleep. I think Carth and Jolee could handle Zalbaar and Canderous's snoring... If they weren't doing it together. I bet they armonize, too. It's a whole concert, a ship's engine, a series of frag granades, you name it. Jolee deals with it sleeping in the med bay. Carth sometimes tries to resist, other times he just goes to the pilot's chair in the cockpit.

revan: "fuck yeah, you want some?" (pulls out a comically large bag of weed)

bastila, crossing her arms indignantly: "no, i do not seek out such things that would negatively affect my constitution. only a fool would deal in such substances"

carth: "i tried it once but its not really my thing"

mission: "no, i went through the dare program"

zaalbar: "no, i am afraid i would see the haunted phantoms of my past coming back to torture my spirit"

juhani: "i admit that i have partaken a few too many times. i fear that it contains dark side energies, energies that would bring me back to a past to which i am afraid to return"

canderous: "do you take me for a fool? the only high i seek out is the thrill of battle"

jolee: "yeah, i dont see any harm in it. revan and i have had some deep conversations after smoking a bit. oh, and there was this one time i smoked with my wife, and it ended u-"

hk-47: "condescending answer: do i look like a human to you? i do not have human lungs, and, thus, cannot process the compound tetrahydrocannabinol."

exile: "yeah. i mean, you gotta find some way to cope, right?" *pops an edible*

atton: "you know, i used to be a stoner back when i was a teenager, but a couple weeks ago i greened out and i think i heard god and now im scared to touch it again"

kreia: "such a substance can bring about much good or much evil. the true fools are the ones who use it in excess, or forbid its use through cheap fear tactics. so long as one does not adhere to these foolish, strict principles, i see no issue in partaking, and i have experienced no such issues in my private affairs with the substance"

bao dur: *takes a hit of his thc pen* "its for my anxiety, okay?"

disciple: *looks at you incredulously* "N-NO!"