Hello, Sweetie.

we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck

theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking the video back out of my head

ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ its freakin bats ོ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

the fuck does this mean

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

Hey y'all I still don’t know wtf this means

So pure and adorable

I watched this like 6 the times I never tire of his reaction

Absolutely pure.  What a trick, what a reaction!

Oh finally. A real Christian.

Now THIS man’s read the book

the fact that moray eels have a pharyngeal jaw that they can just…..move from the back of their throat is pretty fucking awesome but also terrifying. moray eels are filed under “sea creatures who i respect from a distance and that distance being on land from behind my computer screen”

#when the jaws open wide and theres more jaws in side thats a moray via @frogbong

I’m watching Tidying Up, and why did no one tell me that this sweet, delightful woman so pointedly drags straight men for complaining about the mess while not really helping their wives with like anything??? The small cock of her head when she looks them in the eye and asks “you don’t help?” in the sweet voice and you see the fear of god behind their eyes. It fuels me. 

She included in her testimonials a client that said something like “I learned to tidy up things that didn’t bring me joy. So i left my husband. I feel so much happier now.” she’s so subtly brutal lmao

BHAHAHA THE JUMP!

“Oh what a scary predator!  You really scared Mama!  Good job!”

I can’t stop laughing at this

the splashes from previous attempts…this is one dedicated boy

LET ME ABS O R B

@diseonfire here have some more

Perhaps I prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals is a mood

We own things but have hidden them.

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

because he’s a little chili