Only On Tuesdays

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

omfg I just lost my shit ahahahaa

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

GOOD GUY ELEPHANT

This emotional.

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#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO #EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#EVERYONE GETS MARRIED AT 18 #THEY WORSHIP HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAYERS 

You dread going to the mall or grocery store out of fear that you’ll run into someone from high school.