Not an adult, but a child with a drinking permit

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

​y'all ever wonder why people aren’t just like. nice to each other

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was tired

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

once again i have been written up by HR