The Life of Scooter.

20-Minute Tomato Tortellini Soup Recipe

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Easy 30-Minute Tomato Basil Soup

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Everyone: she’s so confident and so comfortable with herself! She also looks super cute, I love girls that are confident like that

Fat girl: *does EXACTLY the same thing*

Everyone: omg that’s why you’re so fat don’t you care people aren’t turned on by that?

Fat person: *eats too little*

Everyone: oh wow she’s trying to starve herself honey why can’t you just #loveyourself

Fat person: *eats pizza*

Everyone: see that’s why you’re so fat if you never ate food everyone else is allowed to enjoy we wouldn’t hate you

Fat person: *eats salad* lmao look at them trying to trick people we know you didn’t get that size eating salad

Fat person: *watches tv at home*

Everyone: typical fatty not wanting to move

Fat person: *exercises*

Everyone: lololol hey guys get a load of this hurhur jiggle

Fat person: *dresses well and puts effort into appearance*

Everyone: hmm why don’t you dress for your ‘bodytype’ being trendy only works when you’re thin, you look like you’re trying too hard ya know?

Fat person: *wears sweatpants and a bun*

Everyone: oh come on don’t you care a little? You have to try extra hard to make people forget you’re fat!