i am very brave.

that split second of Ilya chasing Shane's thumb

“I love you, too. Now, please shut off your damn phone. Words with Friends will be there in the morning.”

shane hollander absolutely shitfaced after winning his third stanley cup. He's out celebrating with his team and he's completely lost track of where he is or what time it is — even what day it is — but he's so happy he's almost hysterical like his face aches from smiling and it feels like he's going to explode. And he's just hanging off Hayden's arm in the club VIP area and watching half of his (3-time Stanley cup winning!!!) team grind up on random women when he suddenly lets out a sad little sigh and Hayden's like "fuck he's about to get sappy about Rozanov" but Shane just hits him with a very slurred "I'm sooo sorry you're not gay Haydsss 🥴" and Hayden is like "buddy????" And Shane is like "it's the onnnly thing that *hiccup* feels evn clossse to thisss Hayyyds" and while Hayden's very drunk brain is still trying to reboot, Shane just wistfully adds "it's soooo good, I jussst love gay sex 🥰" and Hayden can only stand there and blink

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yuna feels her heart break a little bit when he tells her that she would have been younger than her, maybe too young for how old her children are considering he had an older brother, but he thought about his mama when he was happy in the hollander home, and wanted to share his mamas favorite candy with the woman who was mama to his favorite person in the world. like they got to meet, in a way. and yuna realizes very suddenly that he does the birthdays and mothers days for both her and irina because she is the closest thing he has to a mother, and she looks at him and realizes with it that he is in some ways still 12, finding his mother, and she has never met a little boy so tall and tired when she pulls him into a hug and doesnt let go till david suggests they get inside for lunch.

The Birdcage (1996)

A watercolor painting of a swimmer encoutering some sapphic mermaids, edited slightly for tumblr. (The titty-out version is over on my bluesky at juliedillon.bsky.social )

tender

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

Via Luke Evans' Instagram Story (June 5th, 2026)

that's solidarity baybeeee

Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”

happy pride month to everyone - to other disabled people, to people who don’t fit into neat labels, to people made to feel they’re not queer ‘enough’. To people who get shit for being out & people who can never be out, i’m thinking of you all, i love you

For this pride, I just unlocked it for anyone to read here.