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@italian-native
Where did I go?
Hello!
I have been away for ages, I am aware, but I have been splitting my time between work, finding a new job and my new Twitch channel (I stream games both in Italian and English, if anyone wants to come and check it out I'd be more than happy to welcome you).
I see people liking my old posts and following, and I am very very grateful for that, I am happy to see that I can still be helpful even tho I don't post much nowadays!
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Oh yeah totally, "before the end of Uni/before uni" me is a different person and I am glad she is dead 😅 rip
I’m a simple being. I see a book, I want to read it.
I buy the book. I do not read it.
Where is the lie tho
“When you fuck her, Rhysand have you noticed that little noise she makes right before she climaxes?”
Tamlin
Beron
Tarquin
Kallias
Thesan
Helion
Rhysand
“Oh, Tamlin,” Feyre purred, a smile tugging at her lips. “When it comes to Rhys those noises are anything but little”
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Fun Fact: your “weird” OC and “Tumblr nose” and “bean mouth” and dot eyes or anime eyes or whatever are actually extremely cute. Certain art styles aren’t inherently “ugly” or “bad.”
“Except for this art sty-” the only bad art style is racist, offensive, or fetishistic art. Sorry I don’t make the rules
Please reblog this version, the addition in important.
EVISCERATED
For those that don’t know, Brock’s mom and dad both bailed on their kids to go dreamchasing for a bit and he had to look after NINE siblings on his own
In other words,
SHOTS FIRED
Brock also just kind of left those same 9 siblings so he could travel the world with a 12 year old and his electric rat
Brock literally hung tight until his dad came home, gave said dad a stern shit-talking about how much of a worthless deadbeat he was to his face, refused to set one foot out of Pewter City until he was sure the dude would stay and take care of his damn kids, and then left to follow the dreams he was never allowed to follow because he was too busy cleaning up his parents goddamn mistakes.
But, like, go off, I guess.
If the one in the first pic is his mom, why does she look younger than him?
Because she’s not the one who had to raise 9 kids.
In 2005, a group of artists in Italy built a giant 200-foot-long plushie rabbit in the countryside, and just left it there. It’s been there ever since.
(Source)
i think about this all the time
Wonder what he’s doing now…
That’s his decaying body in 2011
And 2012
He’s made of natural materials and is expected to completely disintegrate by 2025. Me too, bro
This is my favorite pic of him in the winter of 2006
How have I NEVER NOT ONCE IN ALMOST 23 YEARS heard of this? 😅😂🤷🏻♀️
Random idiom numero due 🤷🏻♀️
"Dove vivi?"
"Ah, vivo in culo ai lupi."
Lit. "Where do you live?" "Ah, I live in the wolves butt."
Now, I wish I had any idea as to who started saying this hahah, it's not the only saying that has to do with wolves too.
What this means basically is: I live in the middle of nowhere.
I can only guess that this "in the wolves butts" is based on the fact that wolves in Italy are generally found only up in the mountains where there are no people around, so it's technically "the middle of nowhere" 🤷🏻♀️
This is a very random Italian idiomatic form
"Via dalle palle" or "Fuori dalle palle" or even "Levati dalle palle"
Lit. "Away from (my) balls" or "Out of (my) balls" "Get out of (my) balls" (where balls is intended as testicles of course)
It basically means "Get out of my (fucking) way"
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This could be fun (or depressing)
1: Name
2: Age
3: Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
26: Meaning behind my URL
27: Favourite movie
28: Favourite song
29: Favourite band
30: How I feel right now
31: Someone I love
32: My current relationship status
33: My relationship with my parents
34: Favourite holiday
35: Tattoos and piercing I have
36: Tattoos and piercings I want
37: The reason I joined Tumblr
38: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
41: When did I last hold hands?
42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
44: Where am I right now?
45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
48: Am I excited for anything?
49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
50: How often do I wear a fake smile?
51: When was the last time I hugged someone?
52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
54: What is something I disliked about today?
55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
56: What do I think about most?
57: What’s my strangest talent?
58: Do I have any strange phobias?
59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
60: What was the last lie I told?
61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
63: Do I believe in magic?
64: Do I believe in luck?
65: What’s the weather like right now?
66: What was the last book I’ve read?
67: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
68: Do I have any nicknames?
69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
70: Do I spend money or save it?
71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
73: Favourite animal?
74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
75: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
77: How can you win my heart?
78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
79: What is my favorite word?
80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
82: Do I have any relatives in jail?
83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
85: What is my current desktop picture?
86: Had sex?
87: Bought condoms?
88: Gotten pregnant?
89: Failed a class?
90: Kissed a boy?
91: Kissed a girl?
92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
93: Had job?
94: Left the house without my wallet?
95: Bullied someone on the internet?
96: Had sex in public?
97: Played on a sports team?
98: Smoked weed?
99: Did drugs?
100: Smoked cigarettes?
101: Drank alcohol?
102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
103: Been overweight?
104: Been underweight?
105: Been to a wedding?
106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
108: Been outside my home country?
109: Gotten my heart broken?
110: Been to a professional sports game?
111: Broken a bone?
112: Cut myself?
113: Been to prom?
114: Been in airplane?
115: Fly by helicopter?
116: What concerts have I been to?
117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
118: Learned another language?
119: Wore make up?
120: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
121: Had oral sex?
122: Dyed my hair?
123: Voted in a presidential election?
124: Rode in an ambulance?
125: Had a surgery?
126: Met someone famous?
127: Stalked someone on a social network?
128: Peed outside?
129: Been fishing?
130: Helped with charity?
131: Been rejected by a crush?
132: Broken a mirror?
133: What do I want for birthday?
134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
135: Was I named after anyone?
136: Do I like my handwriting?
137: What was my favourite toy as a child?
138: Favourite Tv Show?
139: Where do I want to live when older?
140: Play any musical instrument?
141: One of my scars, how did I get it?
142: Favourite pizza toping?
143: Am I afraid of the dark?
144: Am I afraid of heights?
145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end
147: What I’m really bad at
148: What my greatest achievments are
149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery
151: What do I like about myself
152: My closest Tumblr friend
153: Something I fantasise about
154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?
155: Free question: Any question you’d like to ask, be it rude, fun, curious, strange, sexual, random, meme related, etc!
Send me a number :3
From Beginner to Intermediate: an intense plan for advancing in language
Introduction
I studied Spanish at school for 3 years and now I'm at a low B1 level. I can actually understand pretty well while listening or reading but I can't communicate fluently.
This plan will include vocabulary build up, some grammar revision, a lot of listening, reading and writing. And could be used for the most languages, not only Spanish.
Plan
Every day:
Conjugate one verb in present, past and future tenses
Make a list about 10 - 30 words long
Create flashcards with them and start learning them (I use Quizlet for flashcards)
Revise yesterday's set of flashcards
2-3 times a week:
Read an article or a few pages from a book
Write a few sentences about anything in your target language
Listen to one episode of podcast (at least one)
Once a week or every two weeks:
Watch a movie in your target language, preferably animated movie as the language used there is easier. You can watch with subtitles
Grammar exercises
Translate some short text
Once a month:
Write something longer, like an essay or report, on chosen topic
Additionally:
Talk to yourself, to your friends, to your pets
Text with someone
Look at the transcription while listening to the podcast for second time
Repeat what you hear (in podcast or movie)
Check words you don't know from the listening and reading
Read out loud
Listen to music in your target language - you can even learn the text and sing along
Watch YouTube in your target language
Change your phone language to the one you're learning
Think in you target language!!!
***This is very intense plan for self-learners, you don't have to do all of these things in the given time. Adjust it to your own pace. I'll try to stick to this, if I have enough time.***
If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:
1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.
2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.
apparently i found a canon trans lady in the battle maison
don’t black belt women exist tho
black belts are an all-male trainer class within the game.
OH duh. right. i took this complete out of context. it’s pokemon.
Reasons I love X and Y
This is just a mis-translation you fuck heads
I hate to break your bubble, but no, it’s not. In Japanese, she says
半年前はカラテおうだったのに医学の力ってスゲーよね！
which literally means “To think I was a Black Belt just half a year ago. Modern medicine sure is amazing!”
as an extra bonus, Black Belts are referred to in Japanese as カラテおう, which means “karate king” and is explicitly male.
tl;dr keep your stupid transphobic assumptions to yourself, moron
OH LOOK MY FAVORITE POST
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Beauty_(Trainer_class)#Trivia
I love her
I swear I am not dead 😩🙈 just super overworked and a bit uninspired honestly...
I haven't written anything here since I moved and I am very sorry.
I hope I will be more consistent (or be consistent at all) in the future and I'll try and push myself to start posting again.
Thank you for your patience
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i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives
but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you
We (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capable of rational thinking and understanding.
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?
How can you not reblog something like this
As a man I’m real fucking tired of the idea that I have no impulse control. We all have it, some of you jackasses just think you’re above it.
