how dare you assume I'm straight and/or cis

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

much to consider

The average straight monogamous person will expect their partner to never talk to half the world population ever again out of jealousy then turn around and genuinely ask you to specify "ethical polyamory" because otherwise they can't help but assume the worst

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

always reblog italian manwhore summer

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

“unprofitable platform” i’m getting rich off the currency of genuine human connection idiot

is it just me or have people really stopped writing tags under art reblogs

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?