Its Whatever

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

it should be an easy suggestion

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

#every winter for the last couple years there's been a few winter storm advisories and they're like#DO. NOT. TRAVEL. TO. TAHOE. DO. NOT. DO IT.#and ppl do it. and every year I'm like wow if only there was a notorious story in american history abt#ppl traveling through the northern california sierras during severe winter storms............... - warnings by imwritesometimes

Ain't no party like a Donner Party 'cause a Donner Party makes its own snacks...

Nooo. I'm dying.

Sometimes I'm forget that people from other states don't learn about the Donner party or something similar like. Really early in school. And I'll like casually bring up in conversation "hey do you remember the cannibalism lesson in third grade" and the person from out of state is like what and I'm like "the cannibalism lesson. In third grade." And they're still like what the FUCK are you talking about and I'm like y'know what. Nevermind.

reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here