ohhhh…..

(Also for @jelliedlimes !!)

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997 - 2003) — 5x22: "The Gift"

the way we actually watch the doctor fall for martha in real time don't get me fucking started

TOP TENMARTHA MOMENTS (ACCORDING TO TUMBLR) ➞ The Doctor 'testing' Martha in 3.01 Smith and Jones

data, later: hello, geordi. i have created a portrait of us as terran cats. this artistic technique is known as pointillism. it became popular during the late nineteenth century. i selected an american bobtail to represent you, and an oriental shorthair to represent myself. after researching feline behavioral characteristics and common humanoid-to-animal artistic associations, i concluded these were the most statistically appropriate choices. of course, it is not possible to determine which cat breeds we would actually resemble unless we experienced a transporter malfunction or a similar form of energy fluctuation leading to an unexpected physical transformation. i also adjusted the composition to accommodate your VISOR’s perceptual processing. you have previously informed me that faint details tend to blend into surrounding imagery. because of this, i used a high level of contrast to better define the silhouettes. the cats' whiskers and ocular details were rendered in pure white to improve clarity. i additionally incorporated bright violets, cyans, and saturated blues to the main color palette of the piece, as these wavelengths appeared more distinguishable within your visual spectrum. what do you think, geordi?

You could be having the worst day of your life and then boom. the omniscient faggot is back to beg for your old man pussy