Just A Little Unsteady

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

Now I can’t help but imagine a 60 year old seriel killer at a millenials door waiting, mad as fuck, checking his watch , and leaving out of frustration and writes a blog post about how millenials are ruining this country

Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?

These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about.

just heard a loud bang upstairs so either it’s a murderer or my house falling apart and i’ve accepted both

I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

successfully profiled and found a lost cat thanks to a criminal minds binge someone tell the FBI to hire me