superior trash

the honda cervix…

William Shakespeare invented every goddamn word and phrase we use today and then named his son Hamnet. How many kids today are named Hamnet? Zero. Dude fucked up his biggest chance.

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Finger your butthole Thursday

And lick it off your fingiers afterwards

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

Disclosure Day (2026)

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day