Loser

if you can’t handle little tummy, do you deserve anything?

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

mario sunshine is coming to nso in august and i cant wait for a whole new generation of people to play it and realize that this game was designed by the actual devil

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

the honda cervix…

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

torture the character some more. put her in her worst nightmare and don't let her out

half the thoughts i have aren't mine and i don't know where they're coming from

So at a party it is socially acceptable to just silently join a circle of people talking and contribute to the conversation when you feel like it as if you already know everyone in the circle, btw.

If you want to know people’s names at some point saying “Sorry, did I catch your name?” or “Sorry, what was your name again?” like you’ve briefly been introduced before is a good move.

Fr? On god? Just like that?

Yeah, just act like you’ve been there the whole time.

I have social anxiety and discovered this by trial and error despite my fears. I took on this burden for all of you so you don’t have to. Trust me. Just stand in the gap in the circle. It’s waiting for you. It’s an event where people are expecting to meet other people. It’s not creepy or weird. They’re there to talk to strangers and friends alike. Just step into the circle.

I know, I also have self esteem so low that accepting a compliment feels physically painful but basically calling the person who’s complimenting you a liar doesn’t help anybody including yourself.

feeling pretty dissociative and alienated from personhood rn if any bad bitches want to exploit me as a living weapon

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

i may be a pervert but i'm a hopeless romantic at heart

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day