LUCE.

“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”

The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.

I was about to reblog this, and then I saw the picture and I got the joke, in that order.

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

Full offense but people who make fun of someone else’s accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when they’re speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.

not that I don't love the cursed bio facts, but do you have any blessed bio facts?

meow

Daniel was out on biased reporting that they probably didn’t know was biased because of their privilege, didn’t deny it, didn’t throw a hissey fit, publicly apologized, and almost immediately fixed their mistake