Mitch K. Allan

How do I stop being sad? I’ve tried everything from dissociating in bed to dissociating on the couch and nothing’s worked.

ADHD mood.

Got to say, I’m siding with the foodkink dude. It was his peanut butter, it was labeled as his peanut butter, and it was in his cabinet. And his roommate didn’t ask before taking some, otherwise foodkink dude would obviously have warned him that a dick had been in it.

Omg

This made me feel better today and i think sometimes you just gotta hear someone play megolovania on a microwave

What’s annoying to one person is funny to another. Someone will be flattered by the extra attention from someone others would call clingy. The people who are too sensitive in some people’s eyes are admired for being in touch with their emotions by others. What some would consider rude, others consider refreshing. What some people think of as oversharing, other people see as courageous honesty. Someone who’s too quiet in some people’s eyes is considered a good listener by others. What some people consider too personal, other people would love to discuss in depth. What looks like trying too hard to some people is recognized as genuine kindness by others. The point is that there’s no such thing as being universally likeable, so just focus on finding the people who enjoy the qualities you have to offer and don’t worry too much about the rest. I promise you that plenty of people out there will appreciate you for who you are.

Fuck sometimes i catch myself talking about Classic Literature and I’m like please I promis e I’m not Pretentious just sometimes you read A Thing that got written like. A Long Time Ago and you’re like fuck we’ve always been the same haven’t we. Stupid. Horny. Weird. Afraid to die. Here to have fun, to get drunk, to do things out of spite, to fight for beautiful things and also for just fucking stupid things. Desperate for those that come after to remember and say our names

ngl I could do without experiencing the epic highs and lows of mental illness

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

“You’re so quiet, what’s wrong?” I’m creating my own fantasy world to escape from reality so shut up.

if tumblr users found out about the simple concept of “different people have different boundaries about media and that’s normal” their brains would explode

things that make you uncomfortable don’t necessarily make other people uncomfortable and vice versa. also things don’t have to be objectively morally wrong to make you uncomfortable and in fact thinking you HAVE to always be morally justified about not liking something is not healthy. 

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic