yuh rlly

:/

it's okay for me to throw stones my house is made of much sturdier glass

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

I lowkey leave the entire house and avoid the street it was on and feel like throwing up whenever I think about it